Sam Whyte

@Watching_events Probably similar to fried ice cream.

@samwhyte Fried butter? How does that work?

Beer cheese soup though!

@IamCarrieagain I ended up enjoying it fine, but that was not what I was expecting.

@samwhyte Oh. That is not good. Not good at all.

Just checking cinema listings. Project Hail Mary is 3 hours long? That's a hard no from me

this is seemingly a real event and yet I still don't believe it

@HeldinEU @Trad_West_Art You telling me that potatoes are unfairly maligned made my life significantly better

@Trad_West_Art @samwhyte

@HeldinEU If it's not some kind of masculine dominance thing, then I really have no idea.

@samwhyte 3 people in 2 lanes means you have to curve around each other when you pass. Why oh why

2 women swimming in adjacent lanes without a separation rope. 2 lanes empty. Man arrives. And of course the only place he can swim is between the 2 women 🤦

@HeldinEU I find it a bit threatening, like when a guy gets on the treadmill next to you when plenty are available.

@samwhyte Indeed. A splasher, too

I don't think the Champions League should be this ridiculous. These are Boxing Day, 1963 scores.

@WsagSyz Wishing you very well, mate. Butty looks sensational btw.

First day of Chemo out of the way. Got myself a cancer haven’t I!!! (Curable, rare nose/throat cancer) I’m sure it’ll get worse before it gets better but for now I’m going to enjoy this corking steak cheese and chip butty 💙🙌

@AndieDelicacy Oh, I didn't notice. Probably coz I was hacked a while back and it took me a couple weeks to get my account back.

@samwhyte Wait, why wasn't I following you?

This menny b thing is so weird. My understanding is you don't usually get big outbreaks because it requires very close contact.

@AndieDelicacy Oh, God. Halls where you're all wrapped up in each other whether you like it or not.

@samwhyte Yeah, they're saying vapes and shared halls, which makes sense.

@GlennHo97250326 I assumed.

@samwhyte It is their mother that is the Red

I need ideas for outdoorsy birthday presents for a 1 year old coz his mama doesn't want any more toys in the house.

I drunkenly ordered maccys four times last night because I kept forgetting I'd ordered it, they all arrived at my house before I did🙃🙃x

Oh, I don't like this. Vape juice that tastes of nothing.

@LuckyTony72 Oooh, that's a lovely idea!

@samwhyte A little craft station in the garden? Mine had a table when the lid came off and it was a little sand pit. I lived over road from an early learning centre - they had such fun toys

@GlennHo97250326 I'm sure he will be too and it will hurt.

@samwhyte I was in a mixed marriage. Mine are Reds.

@Draconacticus Thanks!!

@samwhyte These balance bikes are good too. Our youngest adored hers. Had a bee one, but don't think they do it anymore. amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B09F2W…