Sam Whyte

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Sam Whyte

@samwhyte

We are so back.

Katılım Şubat 2009

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1h

@tim_brannigan Yeah, there were so many names.

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Tim Brannigan@tim_brannigan·10h

@samwhyte We didn’t have neurodiverse kids, just “oddballs” and of course “stupid”. But after a couple of years of unrelenting bullying they were eventually accepted into the school’s gen pop.

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

If the bullies had known my general weirdness was attributable to a neuodevelopmental condition, they would have used different taunts, but not better ones.

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·2h

SEX BATH TIME

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·11h

Thank you Seamus 🫡 the Fanzone awaits.

Everton@Everton

Seamus Coleman – one of our greatest-ever servants and captains – has announced his proud Everton playing career spanning more than 17 years will come to an end when his contract expires next month. Thank you for everything, Seamus. 💙

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·11h

"and who do you talk to when you're struggling?" "um, I give exhaustive details to about 14k pity followers on a dying social platform?" "What, why?" "I guess because I came online with Livejournal?"

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@SorcererLazaro @keewa Damp is exactly what I keep thinking. Almost wet levels of damp.

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The Nerd with the Crystal Plumage ♨️@SorcererLazaro·1d

@samwhyte @keewa 5. He always looks damp and oily

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

Wes Streeting has resigned. Change the locks immediately.

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@CallWanker @mysuburbanhell I'm already graving another one.

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Duncan CLENCH@CallWanker·1d

@samwhyte @mysuburbanhell Love a bit of Ethiopian grub.

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·2d

Spot of late anniversary dinner with @mysuburbanhell

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@mysuburbanhell Asmara in Manchester btw.

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@Beemcg1 @mysuburbanhell Thank you!! It was amazing

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B McGhee@Beemcg1·1d

@samwhyte @mysuburbanhell A belated Happy Anniversary! That food looks so good

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

Watching Spring streams of baby birds is my most wholesome hobby.

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

Some of the baby coal tits have opened their eyes!! vogelbescherming.nl/beleefdelente/…

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@IamCarrieagain I bet making lemon sugar and rolling them in that would be lush.

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@IamCarrieagain I think less with SW because you've got a whole bunch of food that are "free" or "speed" so you can eat a lot by volume, but when it comes to "treats" it's pure ed stuff. The frozen grape thing I regret to report is actually good.

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Carrie@IamCarrieagain·1d

It's time for a can of Smirnoff mango and peach

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@IamCarrieagain Frozen grapes rolled in sugar free jelly crystals was a thing 😂

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Carrie@IamCarrieagain·1d

@samwhyte Oh really? I did SW for 6 weeks a number of years ago. Didn't come across frozen fruit stuff

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@IamCarrieagain Frozen grapes are my poison. Slimming world hangover.

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Carrie@IamCarrieagain·1d

@samwhyte I love mango. I have frozen mango chunks in the freezer and like to eat them when they are still frozen

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

I want to be the first to use the term "good eyelashes privilege".

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@MohsinSiddiqi6 That comes through via the telly, which is REMARKABLE

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@maggiejane1985 yeeeerp

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·1d

@OpenMindMH 6. Inexplicably wet looking

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Rachel@OpenMindMH·1d

@samwhyte 5. He's so shiny he looks like he is made out of plasticine.

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@tim_brannigan @SorcererLazaro @keewa @CallWanker @mysuburbanhell @Beemcg1 @IamCarrieagain @elonmusk