Samantha Jack 💘

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I wish I could afford to do all my friends hair for free. Because I fucking love doing hair but I know times are tough because I TOO!!! AM LIVING IN THIS ECONOMY!!! LEMME MIX UR LIL POTION OF COLOR!!! LEMME MASSAGE UR SCALP!!! UGH.

You ever just casually obsess over your partner?

Sometimes all I can think about is French fries.

kinda miss being 13 reading wattpad stories until 5 am on a summer night

Do yall realize we were tweeting FROM FLIP PHONES!? I been on Twitter since Aug 2008. I remember texting my tweets to 40404. some of y’all simply WERE NOT OUT HERE

Sometimes I eat too much pasta & sometimes the pasta isn’t actually too much. It’s WAY too much.

I know I’m part of the problem. Why is the internet the worst drug I’ve ever done.

I am so sick of over consumption on all forms of media.

I really dropped a pair of clippers on my foot & gave myself the perfect clipper teeth spaced pin prick injury 🫠

these boys really walked out of church that day said Jesus this one's for you and proceeded to drop one of the most legendary bangers in history twitter.com/scenevid/statu…

Punk Goes Crunk was released on this day 16 years ago.

I used to be such a shit poster on here & now I’m so silent 😭 am I getting too old for the internet?

My page is all retweets from like the once every three months I check this app.

I’ve been listening to citizen with my windows open all day & my neighbor asked if I was doing okay when she walked by HAHAHAH