Samuel Allen

@JonnyBones IS THAT DAWG

@JonnyBones my buddy is telling me, you ain’t got that dawg in you no more. TELL THIS MF YOU STILL THAT DAWG.

@mikemajlak Mike without a felony. How do we trust this man now. No more street cred 😔

after many attempts over the years, this afternoon i received a full pardon from the state of connecticut. as of today, i am no longer a felon in the united states of america . one of the few remaining stains finally washed clean and another proof point that we do recover.

@aeckert95 Is this your alibi tweet? 👀

Just heard @zachlanebryan on the radio for the first time. Does that mean ticket cost are going down now?

@morganaubri Good job baby boy!

@haleefayeannee I love being able to watch kids shows again, but with my boy. Bluey is hands down my favorite right now.

I’ll watch bluey all day I don’t care

@haleefayeannee Gotchu fam!

Can someone tell me again why school busses don’t have seatbelts

@zachlanebryan my fiancée doesn’t get it but thank you Zach. Whether it’s 6 AM start of shift or 1:30 AM and can’t sleep, you’re getting me through it.

@bmagee_22 I understand this tweet in full force

Quack quack

I’m officially out of the army.

@LiamIndian I really think this is one of the only games where the sequel was better than the original.

@morganaubri I HEARD THAT

@morganaubri @bmagee_22 Is there a connection between missing front teeth and autism?

Morgan just bumped me off my Spotify account and is listening to “Hard out here for a pimp”.

@haleefayeannee You can get out with disability and work literally anywhere and make more than most officers. Shit is insane

Why would anyone stay in the military when McDonald’s workers make more than they do. Just defending our country nbd. Messed tf up.

First live take of PJ masks. Cat boy is lame and Gecko is the real MVP.

Being a dad is significantly easier than I anticipated. Lots of challenge and fun but way easy.

@haleefayeannee Ruth dies 🤓

Looks like imma have to stay off social media since y’all can’t stop with the stranger things spoilers.