Sam Patterson

@picklesbaseball .@circlingbackpod @DCheverere

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@DCheverere About to break your own course record by two strokes

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

@messedupfoods @circlingbackpod @DCheverere GOGS

@Feature_First @colbertlateshow Does physics also allow magic space coke to enable guild navigators to see possible futures? LMK, it’s really hard for me when fiction isn’t true

Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO'. "You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl" Source: @colbertlateshow

@InsaneMistress When you play a gameboy game on GBA

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@spelunky_ @circlingbackpod

in case anyone was wondering the pregnant stingray in north carolina was due a few days ago but hasn’t given birth yet. this lends itself to the theory that she mated with a shark bc a shark’s gestation period is longer than a stingray’s

Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!

@businessbarista 1000% has to be Project Hail Mary. The book by itself is fantastic; but the audiobook is another level. The story involves some language and communication elements that are perfectly done by the narrator.

What’s the best audio book you’ve ever listened to? Loading up for a long flight. Can be about anything.

@ortile This is dope regardless of intention

I got a second dresser (left) to match the first (right) and it did not occur to me that 1) the older dresser’s wood would have changed color so drastically after light exposure over three years, and/or 2) that the new dresser would have either changed wood type and coloring

@abbygov People don’t talk enough about how depression can impact memory loss

I picked a health insurance plan because the agent told me it has 90% mental health coverage and today when I called to follow up about that coverage, a different agent said that they do not cover mental health at all… am I going insane

@ATRightMovies .@ListenToBrunch

@WRBolen @DrManagedLoad Roman's daughter from S1E1

@DrManagedLoad It’s Shiv and Tom’s dog

The haters and doubters, of which there are many, will rue this day.

@jameygannon .@BestofLinkedin

tech bros learning the concept of a party in real time

@hankgreen .@BestofLinkedin

I'm trying to get big on LinkedIn but it isn't working yet.

@WRBolen Just got the fundraising call… “wish we were calling as national champions, but here we are! Anyways, would you be interested in upgrading to a lifetime alumni association membership?”

@WRBolen If I get hit with a fundraising email this week I’m burning the diploma

Doing this when you have a timeout will haunt you for a loooooooooong time.

@serena_therese One of the only perks of being in LA for work next week will be expensing erewhon

my problem is thinking the $25 erewhon smoothie will fix everything wrong with my life

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@singhcredible Run