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Everyone I know says they cried after seeing The Sheep Detective...what's going on in that movie

I fucking love London man. Never ever put ur hands even near a woman with other males in presence.

Hello @AltonTowers. I lost my AirPods at your resort on 5th May and filled out the lost property form (with full details). I was the very last guest out of the hotel before it closed after the May Day bank holiday weekend, on 5th May. Ergo, a customer couldn’t have picked them up. They’ve been pinging in Splash Landings Hotel (in the Flambo’s Jambo restaurant, which is where I know I accidentally left them on a table before leaving after taking a Teams call before my drive back to London) ever since, until yesterday… It looks like one of your staff members have taken them home as they’re now at a nearby address in Stoke-on-Trent - I’m going to guess that’s not your usual lost property procedure… Can you let me know who in Alton Towers or Merlin I should contact regarding CCTV requests as I’d like to report this as a theft offence to Staffordshire Police? Many thanks. P.S. I contacted you about this privately via Facebook Messenger on 6th May, but you never bothered replying. It’s now 11th May FYI. Really good to know you value customer service - particularly for Merlin Annual Passholders.


I hate how pedophilia is a buzzword now for any man that's slightly creepy. No, the 60 year old man having sex with a 20 year old isn't a pedophile he's just a creep. Pedophilia should NEVER just be a word people label others with because they find them creepy.

they are fucking at these run clubs I have evidence

a woman with no drivers license is the closest you’ll get to a modern day prophet



I miss voicetweets everyday cause i used to hear shit like this on a biweekly






