Sandra Lee

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING, FRUSTRATING BULLSHIT EVER. FUCKITY FUCK. HOLY FUCK.

so fucking annoyed. aoighvnasfo;.njelosrnbfs

goddamnit.

just used eyelash glue to adhere postage stamps. hurray for multifunctional products!

@laurelpr i hate you.

@laurelpr it's sunny over here! =D

Who would invest in Goldman Sachs mortgage investments? I played it safe and bought Greek bonds and magic beans.

just looked outside. shit.

had a nice conversation with an old Chinese lady on the bus today.

@laurelpr I'M SO HYSTERICAL. HELP MEH.

@laurelpr I'M SO SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARED.

Enter to win two tickets to the Vancouver Smirnoff Experience http://bit.ly/aUoHpO

just don't panic. JUST DON'T FUCKING PANIC, OKAY. KTHX.

@laurelpr how do you tell someone to SHUT THE FUCK UP?

@laurelpr math is such a motherfucking motherfucker.

@laurelpr WE ARE UNDER 4000 WORDS. REPEAT, WE ARE UNDER FOUR THOUSAND WORDS.

Expanding hospital visitation rights -- same-sex partners and others should not be barred from a loved one's bedside in a time of need.

Volcano ash shuts many airports in U.K. - http://bit.ly/c6bkjD #cnn so apparently, you can run a country with an iPad.

RT this for a Chance to Win a $100 gift certificate for Stonegrill restaurant! Details here: http://bit.ly/ajCbDX #DOV2010

oh, fuck.