central valley odysseus
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central valley odysseus
@sandinbrain
posting into the void, screaming into a black hole, on the edge of the schwarzschild radius

timothée chalamet skipped the met gala to attend a knicks game.

My cousin is a safety engineer and when he goes to job sites he says guys will always argue with him about his assessments and he just tells them, I don’t work here, so you can just keep doing it that way and die.


Kinda crazy how middle class whites can’t afford homes with garages anymore, so their teenage kids don’t have a free place to make angsty punk rock, so we just don’t get music like this anymore



$10 per push-up or $1 million?





no knife guy wants to admit that a pair of scissors is a way more useful daily carry. why are there no scissors guys









Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?





