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@SheaSerrano That leaderboard was like a roulette wheel today! Fantastic grit. LEGENDS.

i would like to formally apologize to everyone i made fun of for liking golf this is my first time ever watching it and this shit rips i am STRESSED the fuck out lol

@1ssve Apple has us stooges teaching their AI tool to forecast words. It’sa disaster. Let’s just all acknowledge it wasn’t ready to go live.

I’m so tired of this fucking iPhone keyboard, it’s not even funny. There’s no way it’s just me that has to keep going back to correct things

@dog_rates Just giving her worm friend a much needed massage!

This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her

@BenStiller He is amazing and we are lucky to have him reporting for us in these hot zones. I worry about him every day!

Richard Engel update. Appreciate how good he is at his job, explaining complicated situations in a simple relatable way, and with so much experience in this kind of environment.

@Strandjunker I absolutely cringed. Dreadful. What an embarrassment.

When the Japanese live translation goes silent because the translators are too stunned to repeat your Pearl Harbor “joke” to the Japanese PM, you’ve officially reached a new level of diplomatic failure. Those seconds of silence were the most honest reaction of the day.

@lady_valor_07 Buy fitted sheets with the top and sides marked on them.

I’m 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@krobill2 It’s insanity. So talented!

Amending my response from yesterday to make sure this is included: Jason Brown step sequence plus split jump at the end is probably the most spoiled we will ever be as skating viewers and fans.

@NikkiKaySN1 It’s the same match from three years back, I think. I’m not entirely sure they really do end.

Curling is always on… do they just curl to the death?

@LeVeonBell Texting or yanking with mom 💯

if you are a person that presses your brakes on the highway every few feet when there is nobody in front of you can you please explain to me why you do that because I don’t understand ..

@ThePoniExpress Or, he’s just married and happy.

How about this: Mike McCarthy tells ESPN Wisconsin that Aaron Rodgers has spent his offseason skiing. No darkness retreat. No therapeutic vomiting. No ayahuasca. That tells me Rodgers has already made up his mind. And sadly I think he’s coming back to the Steelers.

@mccrystal_alex We were there and it was absolutely terrifying. Complete hush from the crowd the second it happened. The athletes make it look so easy…. 💔🇫🇮

Oh my god this is mental x.com/Bot_barry_/sta…

@KatieTalksPens We were at the Snow Cross mixed finals yesterday. The Brit’s were overcome by the win and absolutely ecstatic. Super fun moment!

Britain have 3 gold medals now! We have never won more than 1 at a Winter Olympics before 🥹🥹

@elkelk I would pay extra for someone to pick the black jelly bellies out of that damn jar.

One fun fact about Costco is that they require every manufacturer to include one flavor that nobody likes in their giant variety pack This is to keep their customers humble

@dog_rates That side eye is spectacular. Haters gonna hate. 🐾🐥💙💛💙🐥🐾

This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10

Hey there, @POTUS can possibly defer hugely disruptive & globally destabilizing decisions until after the Olympics next month? Our US athletes and Americans heading to Italy to cheer them on would be grateful- let’s not overshadow their incredible accomplishments! #TeamUSA 🇺🇸🥇

@jasonbskates I’m sorry it wasn’t the outcome you manifested this year, but your years of excellence tell the story of an incredible champion, Jason! 💯💪🏼⛸️

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@FrontRowBrian @DannyPhantom24 Many Seniors don’t know how or have smart tvs.

This is a letter my uncle wrote to the NFL. I know many fans feel this same sentiment.

@DannyPhantom24 I’ve been saying this for years- every separate streaming service is competing for live sports, creating fractured viewing this is for many seniors to follow. We shouldn’t be overlooking the daily engagement sports creates for our often isolated seniors. Unconscionable.

@ASOS_news I’m in online chat hell! I need to make a return on an order but the email address I used to purchase has a typo. I didn’t get any order numbers to locate the order info because of the typo. Help! Rough start for a new US customer…

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Bad lighting.

What's your first thought when you see this kitchen