Cold City🇺🇬

U read and read, then you yawn once and everything disappears🤭🤭🤭

@mwalimu_jelly 0769104138

Happy Easter, I can't leave you without anything, repost this post then drop your phone number for MTN / Airtel Network users only.

@realimtan @WhiteHouse Total air dominance yet ur jet was crushed!!😂 Stupid you!!

@WhiteHouse Trump and our military just executed a flawless rescue deep in Iran — zero casualties, total air dominance, and one of our colonels is home safe. That's real leadership: strength, precision, and we never leave our people behind.

🚨“WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Office Members, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is SAFE and SOUND!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@TweetsbyHenry Is that Micheal Scofield???

All married men should watch Loft before getting a loft.

@EngEdithN You look good

Abayee! Who has online gigs we connect. My target is 1M @ Week.

Dear @KKariisa, There is something deeply wrong with the direction your television stations are taking and it’s time I say it plainly. Across both @nbstv and @sanyukatv, morning shows have slowly turned into predictable cycles of political obsession. Same topic, same angles, same targets. You have platforms with national reach, you have influence, and you have the power to shape conversations that build this country. But what you choose to amplify is endless fixation on National Unity Platform. Every morning, it’s the same script: a panel, center the discussion around @NUP_Ug, recycle talking points and then move on. But let’s be honest; is this journalism or? Because it is beginning to look like programmed narrative control. Ugandans are dealing with real issues: Unemployment, Cost of living, Lack of practical skills, Broken systems in education and health But instead of meaningful programming that equips people, You decide to feed us with daily political loops that add no value to ordinary lives. What exactly can a young Ugandan learn from these failed politicians? How do they become better, how do they earn, how do they grow? Coz your stations are informing people about propaganda but not transforming their lives. The media should challenge minds, not condition them. It should expand opportunity, not narrow conversation to a single political fixation. And let me address something even more uncomfortable: When media platforms consistently push one direction of conversation, people begin to question independence, intent and the credibility and this is a dangerous place for any media house to reach because once trust is lost, no amount of production quality can restore it. Instead of Munyagwa noise disguised as analysis, give us programs that teach digital skills, highlight real entrepreneurs, break down opportunities for youth and inspire growth beyond politics. This is not an attack Sir, but a call to responsibility. You have built powerful platforms, now build purposeful content. Ugandans don’t just need to be informed, they need to be empowered. You can better Sir. Wasingya 🙏

@DeeSandy20 Banaye kitufu u are as old as my grams??😂😂😂

Some years ago.. I got a maid. So so good. Apparently school wise she had stopped in primary 7 but here she was, 20 in the village and jobless. I took her on and 2 months later discovered she was pregnant. I politely asked her what her plan was and she said she was willing to work throughout her pregnancy. I tried to discourage her but she insisted she needed the job. I kept her because 1st of all.. I trust myself 😂. Dee silwana siyomba.. When she was 8 months pregnant I started to prepare for her exit.. did some shopping for her and gave her some ka money for delivery just incase the person responsible didn’t come through. Stranded and wondering how and who I was gona replace her with, she approached me about a week before she left and told me she had gotten me some 2 gals. Excited but worried I told her it’s ok they can come.. 2 basoga gals, stubborn but so hard working. 👌 1.5yrs later 1 of the gals asked to leave but.. she also told me she had found me someone to replace her.. Brethren.. till date that’s still the story at mine. Whoever leaves, brings another. Interestingly I never ask them to. Baffling but I never. 2 days after they tell me they’re leaving, they always tell me they got me a replacement . Currently I have 1 that is in her 6th year and another in her 3rd. A lot of times my heart has told me I’m still living on the blessings of the pregnant girl 😌😌🤭 NB: stop trying to find girls from these maid companies.. it’s business. Same people that bring them take them to give them to other people. Give a chance to young ( but of age) raw girls from the village randomly recommended to you, raise them and nurture them. Train them. Don’t be hard on them .. at least on the 3rd girl you’ll be happy .🤷🏻‍♀️

@kirya_ug I agree with you on this

There is an online comparison between these two on who is the best at translating movies and creating more vybe. To me it will always be Vj Junior because I prefer to know exactly what the movie is about and the actual gesture but for you if you want noise you can go with Jingo.

@NewtonAllan6 This post is useless without the location of the. Church

There’s a church in Kampala where the pastor recruits beautiful girls to attract more followers. When you arrive, they assign one of the girls to you. And yes, YOU EAT.

I wish you hid the 500m you spent on your wedding in a cup, you would still be having it.

@Esau_Matsiko We might never see again😹😹

NOT TWEETING UNTIL ARSENAL WIN THE CARABAO CUP 🏆

@ManCity @KevinDeBruyne They don't know the king Kev KDB

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@DeeSandy20 This lady never gets old banange

Who else realizes that ever since Rodrigo came back from injury we've been performing poorly!

Omwana yani banange? 😂 @murungi_ada

@InfluencerUg1 That serie was good but it was damn too long

The Blacklist

Anhaaa!! They’ve said Kim never settles down in marriage… No sir, they mean Kim Kardashian please

@KomugishaPeace Me 9th October

Mine is 25th November and uez?

@batoneke @crazy_kennar @Bonifili 😂😂😂 bro adopted that ka word

@crazy_kennar @Bonifili I was expecting "BANANGE" from Uganda 🤣🤣

DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES REACTING TO BLACKOUT😂😂😂

@Fattah562 @irolinboy__ 😂😂😎

@irolinboy__ What is chudai?

Me during WW 3 downloading chudia just incase the internet shuts off😂😂😂😂