The Human Balloon

Turns out @bobburnquist is the missing brother of @ClaudioCSRO and @trentylocks. Who knew? 🤷‍♂️ @AEW @XGames

If @ElectricCallboy doesn't get to play Elevator Operator at the @RecordingAcad Grammy's next year after getting nominated for Best Song, Best Video (Short Form), and Best Metal Performance, there is no justice in this world. @TankTheTech

Matthew 5:13 reads like a line @AdamColePro dropped in a promo on @The_MJF. 💯 @AEW

@NylaRoseBeast #PurpleRainmaker

My goals for 2025 are to collect all the kanes like Thanos…. Except ya know… THAT one. Also find a way to the purple realm and secure Purple Kane who, of course has prince powers.

@RefAubrey @NylaRoseBeast @AEW @UpperDeckSports @WillWashington @AEWonTV @NylaRoseBeast is a national treasure that needs to be protected by any means necessary.

It's been four years since we had @NylaRoseBeast in the hot seat on #AEWUnrestricted! Let's catch up! We talk about the evolution of the @AEW women's locker room, the importance of representation, backstage Fright Night antics, a game of Q&A + more! ▶️ link.chtbl.com/AEW

Can @ScottDAmore be my funcle? I could listen to him tell stories forever. 😳 @Cultaholic @TomCampbell @ChrisVanVliet

@DMcIntyreWWE needed four more stitches (16) from the toolbox than @DarbyAllin needed (12) from eating that entire pane of glass. Darby is immortal. I don't know how. 😳 @AEW #WWEBadBlood

Piñata Dom. #WWEBadBlood

@SeanRossSapp x.com/sapha12/status… /\ that

What do you think of the Crown Jewel Championship belt?

Didn't know @TripleH bought the @AEW women's championship at @SpiritHalloween 🤷‍♂️. #WWEBadBlood @MariahMayx @TonyKhan

Whoever forgot to horizontally justify the @Wendys logo on the #WWEBadBlood graphics in the InDesign box: It hurts me. 😭 (THAT SAID, fully understand it may be corporate style guideline rules, and damn solid job on the design on the whole. 💯)

Just finished listening to this week's @AEW Unrestricted, and now I want to buy a sewing machine and learn how to make gear. 🤷‍♂️ Did not have that on my bingo card for today. 😎 @daingersnake @RefAubrey @WillWashington

This is why @ThePrizeCityOG is my favourite wrestler on the indies right now. Unbelievable talent. The spot at ~1:00 made me yell cuss words while sitting alone in my car.

Has anyone ever confused Shaggy and Shaggy2Dope?

Made some additions to the whip. 😎 @thiswildlife

@TonyKhan Hear me out. Next year at All Out. @TruthMagnum & @turbofloyd_ v. @GREATBLACKOTAKU & @suavemansoor for the tag straps. "Ya GOT to give the people what they want." - @ShutUpExcalibur ❤️

@sufilindz @MandaLHuber @WillWashington Next time anyone speaks out of turn: 🎙️"Son when/You grow up/Will you be/The saviour of nonrizzlers/The betas/And the sus?"🎙️

@MandaLHuber @WillWashington When my students say something is "Ohio", I break out into song and start singing "And I can't make it on my own. Because my heart is in Ohio." This stops them and we get back to work 😂

Help. Please translate the words “skibidi toilet rizzler ohio sigma” to Millennial. My daughter and her friends are going to drive me nuts.

This is what happens when you don't pay teachers enough

@PostMalone I live down the street-ish from your show tonight. You down for some Commander when it's done? 🙂