Dizzy Deas

I feel like I’m wasting water when I drink it

The idea of you being clocked into your job at the hospital & spending your time talking shit about me ❤️‍🩹

& ill continue to give to those that leach because it physically hurts to say no.

Did I really believe my man when he told me he sat on the party bus while everyone went into the strip club? Girl no, but then his drunk ass accidentally left me 2 voicemails & it’s just him talking to the bus driver and the most random shit 😂😂

I’m gonna need everyone to stop shoving their opinions down my throat.

So annoying when my bestie doesn’t have her DND on when I wake up cuz I got lots to say but I’m not rude & gonna wake her up at 4am

Thought I was doing to much for one of the themes & this is the brides reaction. I love women loving women.

Just made a dentist apt for my 31 year old child, if you see him today make sure to remind him to change his diaper.

QUE SANO era querer vestirnos así a los 13 años y no con lencería o media tanga afuera del jean

I bought flights

Just know, imma lowball you on marketplace

Popeyes told me they couldn’t give me pickles on the side for my chicken tenders & now my days ruined

this is kinda my dream blunt rotation

Anyone with access to your socials is excited.

tomorrow randomly being christmas eve

Gonna plan another trip back to Puerto Rico solely for the mini donuts from that stand outside of Walmart.

Thanking god for men but just this once because who else is going to start my car in these temperatures

Kiara will get food at black sheep just to stay with me longer even tho she knows they are gonna fuck it up every time. I love her.

If an immigrant can move here, speak no English, have no connections, no family.. and still is able to “steal your job” then maybe you’re an unqualified silly little idiot