Sara Fry

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The real scam is a 6.5-hour flight from NYC with multiple babies & zero dogs still landing in the US.

@meghancamara 😂 feels like a bluff

glass ceiling, horndog, d-bag (1984 baby!)

I hated Fleishman is in Trouble until the final two episodes at which point the show simply broke my heart.

@abby_writes 💯, just ask. 🙄

There is little that irks me more than receiving a Slack message that simply says some variation of, “Hey.”

@meghancamara Yes same

A runner-up is when people go on vacation and don’t set up an auto-responder

I feel like the whole world just learned about this in the last few months including me.

@ACFry Correct. Who plays you and me?

Just like there should be planes designated to allow babies/kids, there should be adults-only apartment buildings (or floors). This tweet brought to you by the screaming infant on the other side of my bedroom wall.

this is the most true tweet I’ve ever seen

@bsting13 wow thrilled that’s not a journey I’ll take however I’m sure I’ll hit the infertility ads instead at some point

The most entertaining part of being in a new relationship is watching my Instagram ad targeting shift from “poor single you” to “omg your relationship must be struggling” 😂😂😂

NYC is limiting the hours when trash is taken out because of issues with rats, and it's genuinely hard to pick a favorite quote from today's presser Pick your fighter:

new insult just dropped

Once again it’s that time of year where it’s too cold for me (58°) but not cold enough for the building to turn the heat on (55° & under) 🥶

@abby_writes Fully agree on the countertop sitch - gross. As a food-board enthusiast, I was intrigued by the butter evolution, but also had a knee-jerk reaction of ew. I might test it as a personal snack board, though!

@abby_writes Does this apply to charcuterie boards too, or just spreadable/dipping-type food? I wouldn’t equate a board with the table or countertop!

What’s the word for when Facebook starts proposing all your new boyfriend’s exes as Suggested Friends? Asking for me.