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I was telling someone the other day, “Sometimes I get so excited while reading that my eyes jump ahead and skip whole paragraphs, and I have to make myself go back and reread what I missed.” They looked at me and said, “No one does that.” Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭😩

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

I hate this. Obviously. But it reminds me of when Scar says “long live the king” when he kills Mufasa, and we all know what happens to Scar at the end. The sycophantic hyenas turn on him and he has to beg for his life from the animals he conned before they rip him to shreds.

25TH AMENDMENT!!! Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization. This is evil and madness.

Trump this a.m.

BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center.

This woman said: My husband and I saw Gone Girl in the theater and when it was over, a man behind us with a southern accent said "Wow. I'm surprised." And 11 years later whenever either of us is surprised about something we say "Wow. I'm surprised." in a southern accent and then continue speaking to each other in a southern accent for the next 30-45 minutes. One man's life touches so many others you see.

OPENING DAY VIBES 🦅⚾️

You have a 8 hours flight, where are you sitting?

In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.