sarahhh

pursuing a masters degree is like thinking the stripper loves you

every single season of love is blind is worse than the one before and i can’t stop watching give me 47 more seasons please

am i watching a gold medal game or being held at knife point in a room wired with bombs? i guess we’ll never know

canadians at 5:10am on a sunday in february

i gotta go, tell em all i said i’ll miss em tho

What a privilege to be tired from the work you prayed for. What a privilege to feel overwhelmed by growth you used to dream about. What a privilege to be challenged by a life you created on purpose. What a privilege to outgrow things you used to settle for.

if you're feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics tonight remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become

no longer praying on your downfall. i will be directly involved

my friends should get an emergency text alert when i’m in a really bad mood. much like an earthquake notice or an amber alert

the usa vs canada final has created political tensions we havent seen in a hockey game since last saturday

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

we ain meant for each other but ill love u forever

but what if this love bomb is different

my intuition be spot on .. i be knowin shit before i be knowin shit

Oh so you’re a people pleaser? Name three people that are pleased with you right now

If I was the inventor of healing I would have made it linear I can tell you that much

if you like chatGPT, you'll LOVE thinking

I’m at an age where I really appreciate a nice extension cord