Sarah Benes Heed

My friend just sent me this...made me smile. So true.

Somewhere, Bill Clinton is shouting answers to all of Jim Lehrer’s questions at his television

"@USA TODAY: NY. high court to decide if lap dancing is a tax-exempt art form usat.ly/SjwFj7" Wow! Nice waste of time!

@USATODAY I can hear Harry now, But dad I was IN my hotel room!

If someone in the Olympics has pink eye do they send a note home to the parents like in school?

Is Keith Olberman the commentator for the Olympics?

How come we don't talk about important things in the news like the Ebola outbreak or the Kid Napped baseball mom found in the nyp's garage?!

I think its pretty sad that I learned what Fracking was on CSI.

I hate Kid Rock even more now!

Turned on the Lions game just in time to see them take a GIANT SHIT!

5 stops on the Gerlach bar crawl: Blacklight Lounge, Jalisco's Club, Bruno's, Joe's & then Bev's at midnight

Commentary: I Just Want To Say That I Hated Every Moment Of That Piece-Of-Shit Show (By Oprah) onion.com/iMvO7j #OurAnnualYear

RT @tinkertime: cured of aids? bone marrow transplant survivor tells @sanjayguptaCNN his story sat/sun 730am et #cnn yfrog.com/ocmbtcrj

@MayaAdrine I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!

$15 oatmeal at a hotel? Here's to hoping it's really delicious. usat.ly/svSqvU

HOME is good.

Liberty Plaza has turned from a privately owned public park to a privately owned private park. They claim no obligation to the constitution.

I have no sympathy for A2 public schools money problems! GET A GRIP!

There's no excuse good enough for the way the airlines handled the snow last week!