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@hellolanemoore Saw this and thought of you! bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3815674/…

SAME

So a raise in the price gets us no service. Cool.

What the hell @trimet ? We were waiting for our bus on 37th and Hawthorne and it paused and then blew past us without stopping? We ran to try and catch it and it kept going? Please tell me what's going on? #trimet

..okay and now hearing helicopters over the area and still can't find anything online

My newest listing is on the market! It's an awesome 2500 sq. ft. single-story house with 4 beds/2.5 baths (and a bonus room!) in Lake Oswego priced at $855,000 - more info in the listing! 🏡 zillow.com/homedetails/19…

I caught the fish! I have had actual nightmares that I dropped it - I didn't!!

My niece just pulled my business card off of the fridge (which has my picture on it) and exclaimed "it's Auntie Sarah!" and then accidentally dropped it down a crack next to the fridge; she stopped, looked at us, and whispered "She's gone." Hi I'm never sleeping again

Waiting at a bar for my friend and am eavesdropping on a group of dudes talking about bras (?) and one of them just called them "over the shoulder boulder holders" and I don't think I've heard that phrase since like 3rd grade. Maybe they'll start talking about bloomers next!

Watching some good old Murder She Wrote and it is just as good as when I watched it at my Grandparents house #donotbefriendswithJessicaFletcheroryouwillbemurdered

Oh my GOD I just got my oil changed and when the tech came over to upsell me I said no thank you and then he said okay I'll be back in a minute with your keys to which I proclaimed loudly 'thanks I LOVE YOU SO MUCH' WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

Does anyone else have an irrational fear of getting their oil changed? I swear I get stress sweaty just walking in knowing that there's inevitably a 'concerned' face that will come up to me telling me it's going to explode or something

@SeanSJordan Oh my god that made me laugh out loud, haha :)

Big missed opportunity not calling this Peepsi

How Leonardo DiCaprio sees you at 24 vs 25

I was just driving behind a smart car that had a bumper sticker that said "if you think my car is tiny you should see my weiner" and good god I cannot stop laughing

It is WAY to early to be up but I'm watching the World Cup! It is not going amazing. Yet?? Blop

@GregNibler Dammit Guido

Alright, that's enough Netherlands.

@GeekintheCity @dally_scott Oh my GOD thank you for this precious treasure!! I have now watched it like five times in a row :)

@florenceRN78 @billyeichner Seriously, it was so so good! We just finished it and we can't stop talking about it. Two enthusiastic thumbs up!!

Hi @billyeichner, I just finished watching Bros and wanted to say it is one of the best movies I have ever seen. It was so lovely and funny and smart and wonderful. Thank you for this amazing gift ❤️