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I’m cackling the on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives they don’t drink alcohol but are doing ketamine through an IV drip. Like what

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?! RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

@NotDaveCanales “The avalanche scored another goal”

The Colorado Avalanche have scored another goal

@NotDaveCanales Buy us tickets

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Using this as a platform to rank ice cream sandwiches because I’m pregnant and eat one every day. So far my favorites in order are: 1) Harris Teeter brand mini sandwiches 2) Walmart brand Neapolitan sandwiches 3) Wegmans brand regular sandwiches I’ll keep you all updated.

A 10:00 game the night we lose an hour of sleep is diabolical

Fools spring has made it to Raleigh, bravo shows on every night during the week, two major book release announcements. Literally living my best life.

And this is why everyone loves Tripp.

Time for my annual viral Love is Blind tweet. Chris is NOT hot enough to be telling Jessica she isn’t “fit enough” for him and saying he thinks he can get over her not doing Pilates everyday. Boy gtfo. #LoveIsBlind

@rickyboboddy I mean wouldn’t hurt.

@sarakarbley Sold! (I’m gonna need more credit cards, I have a feeling)

“So, yeah babe, we technically are spending Valentine’s Day at a #Panthers game—but it’s in LA.” I’m just practicing

If you are not absolutely disgusted over the kidnapping of Liam by ICE you’re the fucking problem. Fuck ICE now and always.

Being pregnant with a girl is going to bankrupt my family because look how fucking cute this outfit is.

@rickyboboddy Tell Mal she’s hot.

Bugs game with the fam to start the sports weekend (Always repping, though)

Getting the urge to get another college degree. I blame the pregnancy hormones.

@IMN0TALLT00WELL Also people would be wildly disappointed to know how American Red Cross, Salvation Army, and other huge name nonprofit orgs work and use their donations and funding.

What breaks my heart is not just that they are slandering his charity just because he is dating Tay but the fact that they do not care about these kids and families they do not realise that these lies will directly effect them when they need all the help they can get

@NotDaveCanales Can’t wait to see you become the best girl dad🩷 Couldn’t have done this without you (literally 🤪) but through all the ups and downs having you hold us steady is what got us through.

Just a little life up: We have been trying for almost four years, it’s been a long and difficult fertility journey. But it has finally paid off 🎀🎀🎀 My wife and I are expecting our little girl in July of 2026. We can’t wait to meet her!

@NotDaveCanales @BarstoolBigCat LEAVE ME ALONE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sorry @BarstoolBigCat about my wife

Today’s baking masterpiece: Oreo cookies. My husband is on a diet so that’s unfortunate for him.

Snickerdoodle banana bread loaf and chocolate chip banana bread mini muffins because I only have one loaf pan. 😮‍💨