small town turtle

i am goblin that is wife shaped

@Nexuist this will only make her desire to dress you stronger.

if I had a girlfriend I would vibecode a boyfriend dress up game using me as the main character to 1) make her remember flash games from her childhood 2) never think about my wardrobe again

@Reboticant I don’t have a problem because it’s a cheap bar, it’s just a bad bar!

if hes taking you for drinks on a first date its more effort than most are going to give, which is like coffee or a walk. We don't want to spend money on people before knowing them at all. If you've never hung out with him before you shouldn't judge based on that, he probably chose cheap bars. If you have hung out before, then i guess? I mean are allowed to do whatever you want, but I think such mercurial behavior likely angers the dating gods i wouldnt risk it

all i allowed to cancel a date bc he has bad taste in bars? lol

@likeIyangel fr

@sardonicsqueak I know it will never work as soon as a guy suggests the barcade for a first date

@Reboticant why?

@sardonicsqueak if its a first date, no, unless you are paying

@sciad i think it’s indicative of having bad taste in everything

@sardonicsqueak is bad taste in bars predictive of being a poor longtime partner and parent?

@SeatownNerd I love a dive bar, but it’s not a dive bar!

@sardonicsqueak Dive bars are fun when you wanna go casual and get a $3 cranberry vodka. But yeah, you do you turtle!

@Firezinger12 beijing buffet!!

@sardonicsqueak Where did you get the crawfish?

i ate 50 crawfish in one sitting yesterday.

Green card marriage is lowkey romantic compared to some of y’all’s fucked up relationships

can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine

i’ve decided what i want to do for my birthday and it involves making everybody come to brigham lol

@maybeltr you monster

I cant bro.

i hate that when someone says an inaccurate statement and you correct them you are now seen as defending that person/position instead of just correcting misinformation.

i’m so so so so so so so bored

@girlremembers ahhh ty

@sardonicsqueak you’re so cute

have you missed me?

@warrenm 🥰

@sardonicsqueak The Bay misses you; you made us cooler for a while

when the new disney commercials use music from old disney movies, it feels like appropriation.

I genuinely cannot work consistently. my best work is done in one long week sprint with a two week cooling off period.