Ayden

Want to get stoned but I’m not talking about weed

Winter be cool until you get past the new year, then it sucks ass

Why eat dinner or any meal of the day when you can eat a sleeve of saltines?

Music be so great until you have some hermit screaming in your ear that it’s not good, same for movies

I love walking around with my hands on my hips. Makes me feel so sassy and Miguel O’Hara

I had some fucking child say “you’re such a menace” to me as I was doing my damn job today and I wanted to rko that little shit so bad

Seasoned salt is one of mankind’s greatest creations

All my time on the internet and those pictures with Bart Simpson in hypebeast clothing is my least favorite part

Why they gotta make the soaps and shit in car washes look so tasty

I forgot how much I love black ops 3. Top 3 fav game ever.

I hate that smile white women got where they just be staring into your soul

No place on this planet do I feel happier than at Singha

What is the fucking deal with people being so hateful towards trans people? Why are people so angry and disgusted towards those which simply want to be called a boy or a girl? It’s made out to be such a big deal when it in no way shape or form affects anybody negatively

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: GOKU VS JESUS

Honestly don’t know if I’m more excited for spider verse of Barbie at this point

Tourist season is coming, which then allows me my favorite hobby: yelling at people to use a crosswalk that is 50 feet away

The overwhelming urge to trip kids running around the restaurant

I wanna see smino on Tyler’s next album

About once a year an insatiable appetite for PB&Js consumes me

I was a La La Land hater for some reason until I saw it, now I’m addicted

Mfs who eat only the cream part in an Oreo weird asf, or get those mega stuff Oreos