Sarah Mead

Gorgonzola is just...blue cheese?

Do you think the president has to clean his desk with shaving cream on Jan 19?

Why are the healthy grocery stores always humid and a smell and generally unpleasant to spend time in

I'm know I'm parenting very 2024 bc every time I tell my 2 year old daughter she's beautiful I quickly follow it up with "and funny and smart!"

I love when I've finally met all my kids needs/demands and im about to sit down and they sense it and now "my toe hurts". And it takes just long enough to start the cycle over bc now they're out of milk or snacks or need a new diaper. 😅

Putting pots/pans in the dishwasher is a form of self care.

Why do parents always say they look forward to bedtime? It's so much work! Pajamas! Teeth! Stories! Books! Making kids get in bed! Im too tired

Beans and cilantro have no place in the kitchen.

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

Need one of these with its own drive thru

@Autumnlg13 Maybe it's your attitude

Am I the only one in the world that can’t seem to get an Uber quicker than 10-12mins, no matter where I am? Is something going on and I’m just oblivious to it?

Meat ruins nachos

Can we also drop a kids bop version of #TTPD - make my morning a little easier

Urgent cares not all that urgent, huh

"And we cannot see in the dark bc our eyes are not flashlights" - my 3y/o. Can you imagine how horrifying if everyone's eyes were?!

Cold ketchup on warm fries is one of the worst human experiences

Would do (almost) anything for a Steak 'n Shake frisco melt rn

Airport trash can placement is not convenient enough

Andy Reid should get the award for bein a lil cutie