Jacques | ᎠᎴᏣ ᎤᏲᎦ

dawg this app is straight up making people fucking retarded LOL

The most BYU response 😂

they definitely set him up LMFAOOO😭😭😭

insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

none of this will make me think I’m ugly

im at the dentist and i had to hold in my laugh so bad because i kept feeling like this

????

I’m saying this with my entire chest y’all need to hear me and hear me good: if a woman this beautiful was gesturing for me to get in any sort of seated mechanism with wheels on it talm’bout some “let’s go home,” I’m suckin whatever she got in stock I rly never gave a fuck lol

Your “package” “came” in the “male”…..?

Damn

got scurvy before even leaving port. captain is pissed. im the worst pirate ever. thinking about walking the plank... #sadpirate