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a little too real for me jibjab hot dog

@deadeyebrakeman TPA terminal E 6.09

@deadeyebrakeman 18th st and Madison ave CVS is currently $1.99 with a cvs card - run don’t walk

Started doing science. Feel free to report any data you have

is there an option for all of the above

oh its so fuckin over

calenderheads peep february 2026. you dont see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

HOLY SHIT there’s more of these what

@pigshitsonballs Following

Something a great many of you have been waiting for is happening today - I finally have health insurance and getting my blood work done today. Will post blood test results when the lab is done. #LFG #HORSEADE

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

King Charles has been diagnosed with needing a one dance, Buckingham Palace reports.

.@remiwolf with a storming rendition of 'Tell Me Something Good' with @bleachersmusic and @treyanastasio

no worries if not

how am I supposed to read this sentence & not immediately kill myself

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

let’s fucking go

Yoo what’s up bro. Havent seen you since barbenheimer How are you

2 years ago the 1975 decided to release the most heartbreaking song to ever exist you will always be famous about you

The 1975 Oh Caroline featuring Caroline Polachek