sasha

First MLB player with 50 stolen bases in a season since 2017. It's July 29.

The @Braves play regular-season baseball 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝 🙌

love using “and/or” in spoken convo like ok there is a complicated communicative situation but i’m handling it via my amazing linguistic tools

@tyleroakley baby it’s cold outside, cough syrup, nutbush city limits

top 3 glee songs… go

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria

I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am

you call it overthinking, i call it predicting the future

yeah we’re a couple. a couple of silly gooses

Is there a reason for penguins. Or more just like a treat for us type thing

i be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

the dmv be like you forgot to bring the declaration of independence

my 5 year plan is to not lose all of my marbles

@BaseballBrit chipper jones @RealCJ10

Without stating your age, who was the first baseball player you loved?

It sucks you can’t google something happening in your life. What does my neighbor Derek do for work

hi squidward @sydney_oberg

A Gingerale will cure ailments of the body and a Dr Pepper, ailments of the mind and spirit.

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