Sarah Aspler

one day in hebrew school, everyone dressed up as princesses and i came dressed as jar jar binks

Guys…. PLEASE take this quiz and share your result, I’m cracking up rn I Built A Taylor Swift "Tortured Poets Department" Song Generator — It's Weird But Kinda Perfect buzzfeed.com/sarahaspler/ta…

@tiffrizer so glad you like it!!

Thank you @saspler for this!!

If you need me, I'll be here picking my next house: buzzfeed.com/sarahaspler/ba…

@Cicatriz1988 love the a-frame!!

@saspler Love your barbie homes! NY deserves a downstate and upstate version though! Here you go:

one of my fave things i've done in a while // Here's What Barbie's Dreamhouse Would Look Like In Each State buzzfeed.com/sarahaspler/ba…

@noradominick NORA

ummm i know you'll be excited because i am... elizabeth olsen is coming to do buzzfeed's puppy interview, and i'd love to know all of your questions 😭🥺❤️ (if you know me, you know i'm freaking out). so, you can hit me up in the replies or at this link buzzfeed.com/noradominick/e…

"you still going out tonight?" me:

Jonah @peretti and @semaforben preview an AI game BuzzFeed just published today #SXSW2023

@annacatkopsky it looks like a crunchwrap emoji 🥹

i made a precious little crunchwrap supreme last night which earned me 2 serotonin

@laurDIY you should’ve seen my face when i was told it’s “nip it in the bud” and not “nip it in the butt”

just found out it's "err on the side of caution" and not "air on the side of caution" ?????? it's exhausting being stupid

The future of quizzing has arrived 🥳 Be one of the first to take our #AIquiz with this Break Up Text Generator (right in time for Valentine’s Day lolol) 💔 buzzfeed.com/sarahaspler/br…

It’s her day

best news i’ve heard all year

i just got fleece-lined crocs and it’s genuinely been the highlight of my entire month

you’d be lucky to hire lauren!!!

@laurenstrapa i’m so sorry lauren ❤️

@conz @thisisinsider congrats conz!!

DELIA WROTE A BOOK! go pre-order it!!!

⚡️Important resource ⚡️ Ukrainians put together a list of resources on how foreigners can help. There are all reputable organizations doing good work. Spread far and wide: ukrainewar.carrd.co

@Scaachi @laurenstrapa @elamin88 @CraigSilverman memories <3