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Lunch is southwestern beef stew and cheesy nachos. Gonna be a beautiful spring day kids. Go get some sun #twittersupperclub

@Sammi_Sativa What is manhood if not carrying some of the burden of the woman you love? What is fatherhood if not telling your 3 children that they are enough just as they are?

my husband said “my buddy did say years after his vasectomy it affected his libido” yeah that guy takes Testosterone too he probably already had a shit libido or ED

@Sammi_Sativa Tell him I am judging him so hard rn Cannot believe anyone who loves you would make you alone go through the horrible consequences of prolonged/lifetime female birth control

@momojabang What is with the finger man

FUNEMPLOYMENT DAY 9 (VIENNA DAY 2 EDITION)

@nachosburner I feel that

@sasserose perhaps both😌

guess who let the compost go anaerobic again😅 (the whole neighbouhood reeks of shit and I will be evicted)

@nachosburner Like...financially or spiritually?

@sasserose like I could afforrd moving

@transpontiff Me too!

@sasserose Ooh love grape hyacinth

A twofer of good luck for this sunny Friday

@LiterateRe83381 @aakashgupta I recommend not visiting Germany

@aakashgupta All that amazing stuff being said, it IS a little unsettling for someone to pop up from under the water, stare at you with a face like 😐, and sink back down again while maintaining eye contact.

Orcas have brain structures you don't have. Neurobiologist Lori Marino's MRI work on killer whales identified a fourth cortical segment called the paralimbic lobe. It sits next to the limbic system and handles emotion and social awareness. It doesn't exist in humans or in any land mammal. In orcas, it's so elaborated it erupts into the cortex. Their cortical limbic lobe, the region handling self-awareness and social processing, is exceptionally developed. Their brain weighs roughly 12 pounds, four times the mass of yours. They have spindle cells, the same neurons that let humans reason about other minds. When an orca surfaces and locks eyes with you, it's running a social assessment with neural hardware specialized for exactly that. It knows you're a separate being. It knows you're watching it back. It's evaluating you. Here's what should recontextualize the clip. In all of recorded history, wild orcas have killed zero humans. Zero documented fatalities. One surfer was bitten off California in 1972, and the orca released him the moment it realized he wasn't a sea lion. A 12-year-old was bumped in Alaska in 2005. The orca approached, touched him, turned back. Orcas hunt great white sharks. They coordinate wave attacks that sweep seals off ice floes. They take down moose swimming between islands. They have every capability to kill you. They have never chosen to. Marino's explanation: the orca neocortex is developed enough to instantly distinguish a human from prey. Other researchers point to orca culture, the traditions passed through pods across generations, in which humans simply aren't food. That look is recognition and restraint. From a mind built for social cognition at a scale your brain can't reach.

@EuroWynner Yeah I was agreeing it didnt make sense but worded it badly

@sasserose Surely 2 small cups cost more than 1 large.

Two 1/4 Liters of Coke cost less than one 1/2 Liter of Coke at McDonalds in Austria at the moment.

@Gonz67Ricky @i_stephie @winecoyeah Its like the country gentleman of reds. Not too tannic, medium bodied, best when it has a few years on it. A little mystery but doesnt take itself too seriously

@sasserose @i_stephie @winecoyeah I have never heard of it....

Today, I opened this bottle of @winecoyeah 2024 Evangelho Mourvedre. The grapes are from old vines. I get jammy on the nose (lovely) with tastes of cassis with jammy qualities. Cheers! #wine

@ok_post_guy Could it be a skin graft?

That shit on his hand is genuinely bizarre

@MariGO2thepolls Picturing you snuggling under a rotisserie chicken blanket

I use rotisserie chickens the way native Americans use buffalo in movies

@turmalin57 Alles

Mittagsgrüße aus #Kühlewil! ☀️ Heute gibt’s knusprige Arancini mit feiner Mayo und mediterranem Gemüse. Bei den Oliven bin ich ja gespalten... 🫒 Mal eine Frage an euch: Seid ihr eher Team Grüne Oliven oder Team Schwarz? Schreibt’s mir mal in die Kommentare! 👇 #Mittagessen

@MoMohler What would the world do without you?

0 for 2. These are fries.

@Sammi_Sativa Fuckin gorgeous

it’s fucking me

@wvEsquiress Its short

My life is amazing. Just too good. What’s the catch?