

MASSIVE: 🇺🇸 70% chance Clarity Act is signed into law.
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MASSIVE: 🇺🇸 70% chance Clarity Act is signed into law.


Thanks to President Trump, direct flights from the U.S. to Venezuela are BACK! 🇺🇸🇻🇪


JUST IN: $226,000,000 worth of crypto short positions liquidated in the past 24 hours.


BULLISH 🚀 Corporate Bitcoin holdings just hit a new all time high. 50,351 $BTC bought in Q1 2026 alone. Companies are accelerating accumulation again.


WARNING 🚨 $BTC is going up. Open Interest is rising. Funding is turning positive. Late longs are piling in, this is where the market punishes late longs.


Bitcoin at $81,000.


BULLISH 🚀 Cynthia Lummis says bipartisan agreement on stablecoin yield is finalized. CLARITY Act is now closer than ever to the finish line.


BITCOIN IS PUSHING UP! Back at 30-day highs.


BEST I CAN DO IS THE GOLDEN AGE FOR SMALL BUSINESSES 🔥 Pawn Stars' Rick Harrison x White House 🇺🇸


JUST IN 🚨 TOM LEE’S BITMINE ADDED ANOTHER 101,745 ETH TO ITS TREASURY.THE FIRM NOW HOLDS OVER 5.18 MILLION ETHEREUM. 📈


best met gala fit so far?


JUST IN: "Big Short" investor Michael Burry sells all his GameStop $GME stock.


Starlink on Singapore Airlines! 🇸🇬


Tune In: A New Hope at 6 PM EST.


Fighting for America’s Seniors! NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY 💰 President Donald J. Trump speaks with the great American patriots at The Villages. 🇺🇸


JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says "I made the USA 45 billion dollars in 8 months."


$BTC hit $80,000. I remain cautious. Bitcoin usually pivots down in May during midterm years.


🚨 CRASH: $520,000,000,000 erased from the US stock market in just 60 MINUTES.


BOOM 🚀 Bitcoin hits $80,000 again!


🇺🇸 President Donald J. Trump at the PGA TOUR Cadillac Championship in Doral.