hedy

my law textbook says ‘thinking about murder is not illegal and is none of the law’s business’ so normally as if thats not a hilarious way to phrase it

and not a single one realised that taking your bike to the bar means cycling it back drunk

partying with exchange students is craaaazy cus the americans want to flex how rich they are and will buy everyones drinks (no complaint) while the australian who swore he was gonna end the situationship is kissing said situationship in the corner and the scots girl was done by 7

@natashahipp while my mom was there too 💀

@saturnpeache Oh no!!!!

just got mistaken for my dads wife this is actually the worst thing thats ever happened to me

my mom banned me from the uni intro week because my cousin got so drunk he got picked up by police and she said she didnt want me doing that but ive just been told its compulsory attendance. im not even in the country

let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised and that kind of love

they never ask about the ones i actually like

when the sewing project i hate the most is the one that has people asking where i bought it

explained the concept of barbenheimer to my dad and its consumed him

listening to this before i go do barbenheimer for the second time

summer reading update im really not coping well at all with how ‘the secret history’ ends tbh i thought it was gonna be a bit of scholarly fun a la dead poets society (which also doesnt end well tbh) lmfao i couldnt have been more wrong

my dad has this weirdo cat that sits like hes contemplating the universe or smthg

me when my university was mentioned for like 2 seconds in oppenheimer

@RosesAnd1Violet we paid her in lots of love and attention naturally

@saturnpeache I'm assuming they work for cat treats. 😂🤭

found a cat in our hotel room and it looks just as surprised to see us as we are to see it

@RosesAnd1Violet she does belong to the hotel we have discovered 😂 they have a couple cats on staff. shes the concierge

@saturnpeache Maybe it's a perk to staying in that hotel? 🤔😂 A free surprise cat with every stay!

@d_gtweets this is actually the second time this has happened to me 😭 they said theyd fixed it the first time but i guess they didnt!! idk how ive been living ‘without parents’ and child services didnt come check on that

@saturnpeache UHHH.... WHAT THE HELL???

was trying to request my student loans and instead found out the government hasnt legally registered my parents as my parents and im legally parentless so thats gonna be a massive headache to fix 🎉

@TillymaryBright according to the government website its either 1. my dad didnt claim me 2. my parents are dead 3. i dont know who my legal parents are 4. i have no information on my legal parents its actually none of the above i just have a foreign birth certificate. this has happened before

@saturnpeache Holy crap. How does that even happen? 😳

@d_gtweets were gonna make it a good decade 🎉

@saturnpeache YAY YOU!!! You've entered another decade and you know what? You're gonna love it! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! 🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🪅🥳

officially 20 now 😔