jerkury.

ㅤ you ask me what i'm thinkin about & i tell you that i'm thinkin about whatever you're thinkin about #RWBYRP #RWBYAU #MVRP #ᴠᴏɪᴅɪᴄɪᴜᴍ ㅤ

@tragicallycat Yeah probably.

@saunteringjerk You deserved it I’m sure.

I love working at hot topic. I love wearing a hot topic lanyard and restocking k pop demon hunter shirts and being asked if I work here.

@tragicallycat ow

If I hear sodapop one more time I’m going to break a bottle of soda pop over my coworkers stupid silver head.

Mercury talking about Emerald

“Jerkury” as they say

Remember, being kind is punk rock. Being overly polite due to anxiety is prog rock. A hug is alt rock unless it goes on too long then it's folk rock. Empathy is third wave ska. Being mean, though, is not punk rock. Bc being mean is pop punk,

Mercury probably

Mercury Black

i hate christmas music so much "giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet" has the mouthfeel of something my homophobic high school track and field coach would yell at me during practice

just practiced guitar for 3 hours straight and 1 hour gay

@tragicallycat (taking notes) get...gayer... how is this going to make my girlfriend like me

@saunteringjerk work on this

I DID NO SUCH THING?

Is there a lamer day of the week for your birthday to be on than fucking Thursday

( nervous)

@emeralatte [He was not sleeping, but when he opens the door, he sure looks like he was. Tired and with messy hair, but he makes a half smile when he sees her on the other side of the door.] Hey. Bit late for you to be out, isn't it?

[ After laying in bed wide awake, she gets up walks (she can’t drive) to @saunteringjerk’s place and knocks on the door. ]

@emeralatte 😐😑😐 What am I going to do to make 𝘺𝘰𝘶 feel better about what 𝘺𝘰𝘶 said? I don't know. Give you advice on how not to do that?

@saunteringjerk What are you going to do to make me feel better about it?

I like my girl mean as hell.....Like....Bro.....She barely like me. I knowwww she don't fuck with you

No babe you’re the only one that gets on my nerves like this