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his name is Robert, but he goes by Bob (cat)

I believe that Southwest’s boarding set up is just a social experiment

Being called for jury duty is my dream

Your Outie picks up trash even when it’s not theirs. Your Outie knows that baby deer isn’t “lost,” just vibing. Your Outie admires wildlife without giving unsolicited belly rubs. Your Outie does not release pet goldfish into local waterways.

This is why I check the list twice

Ahem, we said 5 items and that’s only 4

When you become a mom, is there some innate reaction that takes place forcing you to make 10 Facebook posts a day

You want a scary costume? Try a big head carp or invasive hydrilla

@zeronetootree @Brick_Suit @EndWokeness Yes it is. The city listed an entire FAQ about the situation. They are also not all working. I was born and have lived there most of my life. Here is my verified source: springfieldohio.gov/immigration-fa…

@Brick_Suit @EndWokeness We aren't. They went there for jobs. It's not even 20,000.

Springfield is a small town in Ohio. 4 years ago, they had 60k residents. Under Harris and Biden, 20,000 Haitian immigrants were shipped to the town. Now ducks and pets are disappearing.

Asserting my dominance at work by keeping my Indeed tab open on my computer when I walk away from my desk

If you keep your fish and drinks in the same cooler, don't @ me.

That’s it — if you want to have an opinion on abortion regulation, then tell me how we pee with tampons first.

it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

I bet whoever coined the phrase "silly goose" never actually met one before

can i come over and stare at you like this

you're not "hiking" you're just walking in the woods for attention

girls shed their ugg boots in the spring the way deer shed their antlers and I think that connection to nature is beautiful

Out: girlbossing In: girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

our Spotify wrapped just dropped

🎶 You got a fast car, I got a plan to run in front of it 🎶