Keri Conrad

Today Facebook be like: #FacebookDown #instagramdown #WhatsAppDown #twitterisstoked

I don't want none, unless it's pork buns hon.

Cheeks

All day long: I'm the most tired human in the world. I never get enough sleep. I should eat some nice homemade chicken soup, read a book, and go to bed early. As soon as I get off of work: Beer.

@DMoss101 Yah. I actually love LaCroix.

@savekeri I drink LaCroix... but with Gin

Pure Gold buzzfeed.com/browncd08/19-t…

It's 5 degrees out. Take your clothes off.

Always in the kitchen. Always lewd. #nakedinpublic #nakedbaking #sizedoesmatter

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What's up bud?

We outtie, bitches

The most brilliant shit on the internet. twitter.com/SpoonsTom/stat…

@ConanOBrien is Jr High boyfriend goals. We would have held hands and I would have friendship zoned the fuck out of him. #suckerforredheads twitter.com/ConanOBrien/st…

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Day 11 in my 30 hot yoga challenge and now I'm considering a 15 day spin cycle challenge to throw into the mix. 🤔

BFFs

I'm 34 and I've just now decided to Twitter. Is that's how the hip kids say it "to Twitter"?