Saving 5am Face

"Brixton isn't full of gangsters, it’s actually full of yuppies.” READ bit.ly/1gQZGsK

Just had to wait five minutes for the feeling to come back in my hand after making it go numb through Tindering. It's so obviously Sunday.

Near the end of painters being in, but I know having sex will stir it up again. Should I go on date tonight? He has white bedsheets #HELP

An oldie but a goodie: youtube.com/watch?v=rEamE0…

Cheeky half an hour on the bathroom floor trying not to die before work today. Who said hangovers aren't fun?

New favourite blog: carolinesmum.tumblr.com

Several layers of meaning to peel back before you can truly appreciate this CITV book adaptation.

Sweet mother of god. Its the future. NOW. huvrtech.com

OH MY GOD PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE ME THESE hello-october.com/2014/02/the-re… via @hello_october_

@e_hynes thanks gurrrl! We'll be looking to you for your insider beauty knowledge for our 5am Faces 🙌

Sad but uplifting tracks today: wp.me/p4969v-9b BIG THANKS to @guiborattomusic @djsharam @SeinaboSey for making our worlds brighter

ITS ONLY MOTHERCHUFFIN FRIDAY and it's time for music! This week featuring bro's @fkalkbrenner @paulkalkbrenner wp.me/p4969v-9b

I'm sure you'll all be happy to hear that I burnt my princess parts on a sunbed yesterday. Haven't done that since about 2007 #RetroVagina

5 o'clock = @Jon_Hopkins_ time! youtube.com/watch?v=8XtqUO…

Will someone invent a half americano/latte coffee because I am fed up of looking like a dickhead ordering it. Fuckloadiomilko or something.

@marksandspencer the light blonde! Thanks for your help, will visit in store next week 👍

James Murphy (@lcdsoundsystem) doing an @TheAlexJames and releasing a coffee? Bet that would wake you up int' morning bluebottlecoffee.com/products/house…

@marksandspencer Thanks - but it just makes my blonde hair black?! Makes everything worse!