jessica

I'd never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you.

Here’s today’s meal… (server removes silver dome with a flourish) It’s a shit sandwich, served with hollow apologies and soon to be broken promises. And on behalf of our chef, I want to thank you again for dining with us.

Happy 2025! May it be better than 2024 in every way possible!!

I want to be a stay at home dog mom.

@pegbufano 😊

@savingtwinkles Gotta tell you, that means it’s cute ☺️

I was told I have a “Tinker Bell nose”. I had no idea that was a thing…

@NEWcactusgloves You need to come meet him!! And see me of course! ❤️❤️❤️

What does it mean when your dog is the best thing that has ever happened to you?

@supermarkusa Wow. I needed to hear this.

When they show you who they really are, Move on…move on like you never knew them..because in reality…you didn’t

So true. Couldn’t get under the bar if I tried 😩

Just sharing potato chips with my best buddy 🐶❤️

@NEWcactusgloves @CroniclesOfC Yes!! Lots to fill you in on too!! 😊

@NEWcactusgloves @CroniclesOfC We need a therapy session soon!!

@hattrick2013 No it’s bad that I don’t have one 😩

@savingtwinkles Lol not sure.....first time I've come across a request like that 🤔😋! Is it that bad lol?

I need a life. Anyone know where I can get one?

@LiveLimitless69 Perfect. I’m definitely a bargain shopper.

@savingtwinkles Probably on sale for Black Friday

@supermarkusa Right?!

@savingtwinkles Probably not on Twitter 🤣

@JonTerley123 They do have awesome baked goods at least.

@savingtwinkles Have you tried Kwik Trip lately>

@othingstodo_com New Girl, Parenthood

Just came across my younger sister’s high school boyfriend on a dating app. He was an arrogant jerk back then, can’t imagine he’s gotten better with age 😬

@KMDgoBlue People stop me all the time and say that or that he looks like a living teddy bear 😊

@savingtwinkles He reminds me of an Ewok 🥰

How am I supposed to wallow in self pity with this little guy begging for attention?