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trying not to complain about the heat when I spent the last 6 months complaining about the cold

@RosieGray @dontkuss Getting judgemogged while pleamaxxing, what a loser!

Don’t ever ask me how I get tights under the ankle monitor again.

“We should meet up after work!” me after getting off work:

my biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

Feliz día de la Met Gala a todos los que celebran.

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

when someone tries whispering something but I'm low-key deaf

me and somebody’s dad at work

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

i strive to be skinnier and more evil than i was yesterday

it’s all corrupt girl

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know

being asked about taylor frankie paul by my friends and family who don’t watch secret lives of mormon wives

I’m working on my wedding website :)

alarm done went off 7 times i'm just rotating in bed like a gas station hot dog

mds eu odeio quando chega a hora em que eu tenho que escolher entre dormir (amo) ou ficar mexendo no celular (amo tbm)