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Savy Smurf

@savvysmurf

Katılım Ekim 2023
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Savy Smurf
Savy Smurf@savvysmurf·
@Breaking57 She manages to shut on all her friends relationships too lmao
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Wolverine land
Wolverine land@Breaking57·
men are done with you and your drama
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Savy Smurf@savvysmurf·
@dsonoiki Some of the finance bros are the biggest simps and get no pussy
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Gene Parmesan
Gene Parmesan@dsonoiki·
in NYC, finance bros make the most money and thus date the hottest girls so every time a woman in NYC says she hates finance bros or doesn’t date finance bros, you have to look at it like an extremely overweight man saying he hates supermodels & refuses to date supermodels it’s just a way to signal to others in your peer group that finance bros, the top of the NYC dating pyramid, pursue you
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🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️
America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless
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John Summit
John Summit@johnsummit·
gotta be honest if ur entire next day is ruined because u drank a couple glasses of wine the night before ur kind of a pussy i’m loving this new anti optimization wave going on right now, we got one life, live it
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Mario :)
Mario :)@franciscandruid·
I got on antidepressants and my life just unfucked itself in a matter of months it really is that easy
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Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli@MartinShkreli·
This is wildly misunderstood. No one, absolutely no one, can buy Trump. He’s 80, has billions. You think you could sway the President with money? There are people around people who are around people who are around him who will take money and pretend to try and make something happen. Caveat emptor.
Street Pharmacist 💊@HugsForDrugs99

@MartinShkreli That’s not how Trump works lol. You have to pay the boss to earn a favor

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Savy Smurf
Savy Smurf@savvysmurf·
@MartinShkreli Lmfao…it’s been his only mission this term. Making his family billions. Are you serious? He’s making Biden‘s corruption look like peanuts
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Colin Wright
Colin Wright@SwipeWright·
It's hard to convey how utterly delusional this is.
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TONY
TONY@TonyMichaelX·
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Frank Torres
Frank Torres@MrFrankTorres·
@TMZ Tony Hinchcliffe Isnt' Funny. And He's Not Roasting. He's Attacking. At This Point His Defenders Are Only Defending Him Because They Don't Want To Be Wrong. And Hopefully @netflix And All Of The Advertisers Attached To His Projects Realize This.
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TMZ
TMZ@TMZ·
Kevin Hart is in Tony Hinchcliffe's corner after the controversial comic was blasted for a George Floyd "joke" during Kevin's roast. 🎥: The Breakfast Club
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇮🇱🇱🇧 BREAKING: Israel just launched Operation Arrows of Fire. Schools closing across northern Israel tomorrow. Beirut evacuating tonight. The IDF Home Front Command is telling its own civilians to prepare for what's coming. This is either Netanyahu trying to sabotage the deal, or he's trying to cause as much damage as possible before ending the war at Trump's orders. Trump can push for peace. He can't stop the next 48 hours.
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

🇱🇧🇮🇱 Dahiye is emptying out. The last time Israel warned Beirut's southern suburbs, they flattened them. People who lived through that don't need to be told twice. Source: WarFront Witness

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PeptidePlugs
PeptidePlugs@PeptidePlugs·
Other sites: Slightly lower $/mg Also other sites: "Out of stock" Us: 99.98% GLP3, nearly 2000 in stock, shipped same day from Texas, on your doorstep in 1-2 days. At a 1-4mg/week dose, the price gap is basically a McDonald's combo over the course of a month. Summer can't wait. PeptidePlugs.com
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