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me: did you cum her: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

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I pronounce La Croix "La Kwa" cause it's a French word and that's how to say it. Why do "Pamplemousse" in French if you're not doing French?

Every time someone says the president is a child or a toddler all I can think of is I've never met a child who's this much of a dick.

@gofooji @HBO + 😘 + #foojibae #SinglesAwarenessDay

@MTV @gofooji + 🍕 + #DinnerWithFriends

@Bonnaroo @gofooji 🙌#foojifridays

@TeamCoco #ConanNYCpizza 🍕🍕🍕

@V_Money27 I CANT

Anyway look how cute my bf and I are

Thankful for a cute boy and beers to brighten up an otherwise very gloomy day.

I got fired from my nannying job today lol. 2 edgy.

I saw the president drive by!! I saw the president drive by!!!!

How do you explain birth control pills to an 8 year old boy that thinks you get pregnant by getting a shot @ the doctor's office

I am very caffeinated.

The critically-acclaimed show is back after its @arsnova run! Don't miss it. #SmallMouthSounds

Apartment hunting in NYC is unnecessarily stressful

........Bernie :(

I made a new snapchat bc the old one got out of hand so fav this if you want my new username and I'll DM you ok ❤️

Will my ex boyfriend and his fuck boy friends ever leave me alone?