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My tall friend trying to console me after both girls wanted him during the two man

for all you know, this could be your last summer. as homer wrote, you will never be lovelier than you are right now. so tell her she has a pretty smile. get lean or become a unit. find wonder in boarding the airplane. drink more coffee than you need. walk on the beach until your feet hurt. write your girlfriend a note on a tuesday. waste money because its not all about retirement. pull over at the lookout. ask the uber driver about his life. tell the woman in the elevator you like her shoes and mean it. call your mother. ask the waiter his favorite thing on the menu and order that. theres so much life in the slow moments, and you sprint past it chasing the next thing. but at any time, in any situation, you can find the good. smile. be happy. recognize it for a one of one life experience. what good is walking around a curmudgeon when tomorrow could be curtains. for heavens sake, flirt with the world.

lol why we acting like $20 an hour is nothing, that’s $20 an hour more than the majority of the people on this app are pulling in 😭

Ni TE ni VTC jugarán challengers, por ende un equipo del actual top 4 TRB BOBBY TE VTC quedará fuera de LAN para representar a NA 🤯

nigga said “wow I found a new dick to ride on” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@POLESPLSEAT3 Already tried my own nut before

Lil Uzi Vert speaks on Eternal Atake V1 “The first eternal atake was like…it was perfect” “If I knew what I knew now I would’ve just put the whole leak album out anyway”

what are the odds it's just a friend group sharing these meals and posting them under one page

phenomenal breakdown: youtu.be/bLX2d5M6z8Y?si…

The way you playing you still might be one

people got on the raptors for getting swept by lebron these mans are getting swept by a bobblehead, a dominican bamboo tree and the world's quietest nigerian

@5xinday why is max actively trying to get this nigga to fuck his girl so bad

Fat niggas LOVE posting pics from when they was skinny😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Atlanta is full of unemployed ppl Ain’t no way it’s bumper to bumper traffic on multiple expressways at 2pm

@FBallAnalysisYT It’s just classic Harbaugh not having any clue what’s going on with his team, nothing new here

Just heard my mom describe me as “still figuring things out” to relatives

Tomatoing each NFL team based off how much I hate them as a Cardinals fan

Damn they said NoMo Waymo in the city of Atlanta until further notice lmao I know that’s right!! It took a random act of God to flood the city at just the right time and put people’s lives in danger to prove that AI is not the answer. Thanks!

Shawn Cee gives his review of ‘Iceman,’ saying that there are some good songs sonically but he can’t take the subject matter seriously when you listen to what Drake is saying: “In order to enjoy Drake at his best, you have to entertain the things that he is saying. And the things that he is saying when they don’t make sense, take a lot of the sting out of the song…How many of these ‘No Friends in the Industry’ track remakes do we really need? This dude has been artistically bankrupt for years now.”

thank God I got into underground music in like 2022 I couldn’t imagine waiting on new mainstream music that shit garbage