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my friends thought my back tattoo and thong were aesthetic 😅

My type

the amount of second hand embarrassment I get watching Sex and the City is incredible 😅😅

hey there Delilah what’s it like in rack city bitch

taking a break from men to focus on being a alcoholic

friends with benefits but the benefit is we’re friends

i need him

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

being single is weird. one week it's 8 boyfriends texting u and next u have none.

i’m attracted to men that buy me things, i’m buy sexual.

if you don't connect w bigger things (sunlight, history, art, nature, love), you will make the ill mistake of believing you are the big thing

i need big biceps to be my girl dinner

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

none of my past boyfriends look the same #notype #reallover #badbitchesistheonlythingthatilike

i was born in the right generation. i love twitter and male moans.

in a world full of hoes & liars, you’ll find me dating some of them

horny but for like a soul connection

i'm officially down to 0 hoes. we're having open auditions at 8:00. dress to impress