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Not sure how this is just occurring to me but did girls ever get screwed in the best friends department. Dogs >>>>>>>Diamonds

@Brandon_Warne @Twins That’s sweet. But omg what was the attendance?!

Hey @twins this is AWESOME

@dl0burna -17. lol

wtfffffff

@Andrew_FBB Byron Buxton

Players I am predicting to hit 30 HR and have 30 SB in 2026: Corbin Carroll Bobby Witt Jr. Ronald Acuna Jr. Jackson Chourio Jazz Chisholm Jr. Elly De La Cruz Any additions? Subtractions?

Hear me out: Vikings trade Justin Jefferson to the Packers and in return the Wolves get Giannis.

Did I just figure out why it seems like so many more pro athletes are suffering Achilles injuries lately???

@Burrow_SZN @FFHitman Definitely

@FFHitman Would yall trade charbonet for BRob just for insurance ?

@elonmusk Telling people to not be jerks to a certain group of people is a far cry from being “celebrated”

My observation is that a major driver of white males becoming trans is the relentless propaganda portraying white men as the worst human beings. If those lies land, especially during vulnerable teen years, and they are given an option to be a “celebrated” group, some will do it.

@ScooterMagruder Micah parsons, obviously

Who won the Micah Parsons trade?

Good night fellow Americans. Don’t forget to jerk off to your guns before going to bed. Sweet dreams 💕

@YankeeWRLD Looks like he took two really tough strikes and then while behind in the count flied out to left field.

If I was a Padres fan I’d have to turn off the TV every time Luis Arraez hits because what the actual hell is this

@r_mack @tlschwerz He was just getting healthy and his bat was coming around the the last few weeks leading up to the trade

@tlschwerz It wasn’t about him being washed Ted, it was always about him half assing it here because the owners/management did him dirty about making roster improvements and non willingness to add at the deadline. He got what he wanted in the end.

Because why wouldn’t he, Carlos Correa in 11 games with the Astros: .364/.429/.545 He has SIX TIMES the bWAR in 11 games with Houston as he did in 93 with Minnesota this year.

@thetwinsguy I think they have nobody and are just trying to save as much money as possible until the team is sold.

There’s no possible way that the Pohlads aren’t doing a final sell off before officially selling the team, very shortly, right? Has to be a buyer who wants as clean of books as possible? There’s zero reason they’d do this level of sell off otherwise, right? #MNTwins

@Brandon_Warne But… and hear me out.. If they landed it suction cup side down on center court

This is not even slightly funny.

@arnaultwhale Done

#WolvesBack have won the Conley minutes in both games. Maybe we keep the game manager out there more in game three?? Also, there is still a lot of hope! Let’s go wolves!

I don’t care who wins this game. The touch foul calls SGA gets are really awful. They don’t resemble anything else that’s happening in the playoffs.

@MZHemingway But have you seen anyone freaking out about it? I’ve only seen people reporting on this email having been sent out. 🤷‍♂️

It is hilarious to me that the thing that people in the private sector deal with daily is unfathomable to federal employees. They are freaking out about this. But why not just quickly say what you accomplished the previous week? An opportunity to share your importance, etc.

@wholelattafait1 @BGatesIsaPyscho Well this video is six weeks after the fires and they just got two straight weeks of rain over there. Burnt grass can grow back pretty quick.

@BGatesIsaPyscho You would think the intense heat from the fire would singe the grass?

Man visits aftermath of LA Fires & can’t figure out how concrete metal building structures are completely disintegrated, yet the neighbouring lushest grass remains completely in tact. Weird.

@JackRyanlives How people that work in the government could vote for the guy that literally shit on the government at every chance throughout his campaign is beyond me.

“I voted for trump because I wanted him to ruin other people’s lives but now he’s ruining my life and it’s not fair!”