Savannah Bailey

@lolacoaster Scangry

We need a new word for when something is both terrifying and infuriating.

@HannnahRayeJ WOAH WOAH WOAH. What is this and why do I remember it vividly?!?

@HJohnsonEdu @chrissyteigen 💕💕💕 @HannnahRayeJ

@chrissyteigen Please please, please! I teach special education in an inner-city district and my students deserve the best. Thank you for supporting teachers! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

Hello Twitter, I would like to apply to become Italian based on 1 (ONE) soul fact. I have gotten food poisoning from Olive Garden 3 (THREE) times! My body obviously already has a defense mechanism against bad Italian food. In this essay I will

I got my period in between zoom calls and my boss was on both of them and saw me evolve from a put together professional to a SWAMP MONSTER in a matter of 45 minutes.

Okay hear me out. Presidential debates are done as Zoom calls so that the moderator can mute the candidates when their time is up.

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

My neighbor really wanted to throw a party late last night. So now, ya girl is out here, bumping Rainbow Kitten Surprise at 4:30am because I’ll be damned if someone messes with my sleep schedule and they don’t get it back fast.

My grandparents biggest qualm with millennials is that they “like hardwood floors and don’t hang anything on their walls.” Like okay I was ready to be roasted about my work ethic but go off.

If you aren’t from my hometown your name is likely followed by where I met you in my phone. Last names mean nothing to me.

Trying to figure out simultaneously why my dog was freaking out and why I was smelling manure. Turns out a cow got loose and was wandering around the townhomes. Upstate NY is something else man.

The look you gotta give 'em when they tell you you can't do something

@lolacoaster I knew I saw you and Devin leaving Radio City last night! I wanted to say hello and that I love you and that you’re dress was beautiful but I didn’t want to bother you! Thank you for making such great videos for women! 💕

I accidentally left my spanx at radio city music hall, AMA

im ugly crying.. why did i watch this 😩

Snapchat needs to have filters of different haircuts so I can decide if I’m about to ruin my life or not.

THIS MAN RIGHT HERE HAD THE AUDACITY TO ORDER A HOT DOG IN MY PRESENCE

McKenzie: *sees a child* “I just lost my appetite.”

Our children will be raised by a generation of women who will not be silenced.

remember the year Connecticut postponed Halloween bc of the weather