Sam Bartram

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1 - Seven time* #F1 World Champion @LewisHamilton - I’m a massive fan and I’m actually pretty pleased with this effort by my standards. He has a bit of a fat neck but I think you can vaguely tell who it is! (*Eight really - you know it!) #F1 #LEWISHAMILTON @MercedesAMGF1 @F1

2 - Can you guess who it is yet? Believe it or not it’s meant to be F1 driver @GeorgeRussell63 - can’t you tell? Yes, the eyebrows and ears are weird. The skin colouring is all wrong - slightly corpse-like! Room for improvement there! #georgerussell @MercedesAMGF1 @F1

LOVE YOU TO HELL AND BACK This hilarious dark comedy is like nothing you’ve ever read before. Expect twists, turns and titters as Andrew and Katie’s engagement party turns to disaster and Andrew is forced to agree to a dangerous deal for an unlikely second chance.

PETER AND MILLIE ADVENTURES Younger readers (approximately age 8 to 14) will love this fast-paced adventure series. Our young adventurers’ inquisitive nature leads to them discovering criminal gangs, bizarre cults and outrageous schemes in this exciting trilogy.

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@secondtierpod The keepers reaction makes this! 😂😂😂

Watford defender Wesley Hoedt scored 45 yard a lob 🤯🤯🤯

🗣️ "He has been fantastic. Where else would you get a top striker for nothing? Where would you get a player like Buendia for tuppence ha'penny? He worked his socks off." 🔰 Reflections on Stuart Webber's departure and Ben Knapper's arrival 👇 📺 youtu.be/Sa6OmBmcEOY

I should caveat this opinion by saying I haven’t watched any Rugby for four years since the last World Cup, but… that was never a penalty! Their bloke did the turny thingy in the big huddly thingy before our bloke did the turny thingy! Outrageous!

@BBCMOTD Didn’t do much for my fantasy league team though did it?

"It was a really moving moment." ❤️ What Bukayo Saka did for Kai Havertz today warmed Mikel Arteta's heart 🥰 #AFC

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I wish everyone would stop slating the new Man United away kit. They’re going to make the competition winner feel really bad, and probably get bullied by their schoolmates

This was mental! Remember it well! I was following the drama on my phone from Legoland queuing for ‘Driving School’ 😂

There will be lots of different views on this move, but one thing we can all agree on is that we need more Arabic in a Scouse accent

@ChrisReevo @yagosabuncuoglu Could be the signing to drive us forward. Rally the troops etc 🤓

👀👉🏼 Borja Sainz ➡️ #NCFC ✅ @yagosabuncuoglu is THE 🇹🇷 transfer man 💛

@pinkun Yes Kenny!!! 👏👏👏

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Kenny McLean with the late winner for Scotland against Norway 🙌 #NCFC

Like the look of this upgraded Mercedes 🤩 #Mercedes #f1 #SpanishGP

Tonight the U11s travelled to @htvcc in a tier 1 fixture. A strong Tas team hit 105-3. Wickets for Lachlan, Charlie & a caught & bowled for William. William & George put on a great display with 17* & 22* as we scored on 76-3. 📝 Mini Report m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

This week, it’s the concluding part of the William Rufus story. Rufus has to deal with rebellions, family dramas and a falling out with an Archbishop. Despite surviving all this, he meets a sticky end in the New Forest, but was it murder or friendly fire? open.spotify.com/episode/2SATnp…

It’s about time I dropped another Hysterical Figures podcast! This episode is all about King William II (or William Rufus to his mates). Part 1 investigates whether Rufus was the first gay King of England. Listen now! #LGBT #history #englishhistory #king open.spotify.com/episode/5BlIxb…

Did you know that coronations have been going on at Westminster Abbey since William I was crowned in 1066? This episode of Hysterical Figures documents that very occasion - suffice to say it did not go to plan!!! #Coronation #Monarchy #WestminsterAbbey open.spotify.com/episode/43gRt2…