Sam Bevan

This commentator "that goal was better than benteke's". Shut uppppp

And yes that is the most exciting thing to happen all day.

Some tosser stole my recycling bag

Always have loved sitting in A+E for 8 hours. What an absolute shit day.

Absolutely devastated

Ticket for the rugby tomorrow £35 face value. Let me know.

First and hopefully not the last trophy of the season #afc

Which I'll be checking on livescore. Brilliant.

Either be a load of goals or just the one.

Cold bath and a pint sounds lovely. 5 a side champs do what they want 🎉

@CJCollins_xo no change there then legolas

Best thing on sky sports last night was gaelic football. Come on ffs

What is the fucking point in this game being on BT SPORT.

5 a side. Safe to say I am blowing😷

Last day here, glass bottom boat this morning🐠

@CJCollins_xo @MetroUK @higee 💩

It's 30 degrees and I've managed to get a cold. What the fuck.

Pretty sure this regain stuff is not working.25 quid for a shitty little bottle aswell🙈

If I sent you my new number, ignore it and keep my old one. My phone decided to swap them over😊