Shaurya Pratap Singh

@Ember_arab Why the hazbin gif 😭

//tw car crash . . . . . . . . My best friend just died in a car crash

@111ris_ They allow these people to vote ffs

So govt have access to our phones

@beyoncegarden ccaaanttinnaa

THIS IS NASTY NASTY WORK OMFG😭😭😭

@NTA_Exams Stop being a stupid social media account and focus on conducting exams without fucking up for once.

Stay calm and trust your preparation on exam day. Focus on reading carefully, planning smartly, and attempting with confidence. No matter the paper, your strategy stays the same. #NTA #NTAUpdate #NTAExams #ExamDay #StayCalm

@NTA_Exams RELEASE THE RESULT WHY TF U TREATING IT LIKE THE BIG E FILES

Final answer keys for JEE (April) 2026 have been reviewed in light of queries raised. For Q.691121589 (Chemistry, 08 Apr S2) → Correct answer: 3 For Q.691121200 (Physics, 02 Apr S2) → Correct answer: α = 60 After expert review, alternate claims are based on incorrect interpretations. Final answer keys remain unchanged.l

@NTA_Exams Dawg just release the results ong

Still making excuses about your mock scores? The NTA is literally deploying latest mechanisms including AI to ensure this year’s exam is foolproof. While you’re busy scrolling, hundreds of City Coordinators and exam functionaries are already on the ground. Orientations are done. Tech upgrades are live. The District and Police administration is building an absolute fortress to guarantee a fair, airtight exam environment. NTA's message from the inside is loud and clear: "Your focus on your paper. We shall handle the rest." No loopholes. No distractions. Just you, your answer sheet, and the raw reality of the work you put in when no one was watching. The system is officially leveling up. The only question is—are you? Tag a friend who needs a serious reality check today. 👇 #NTA #NTAExams #NTAUpdate #NEET2026

@kingsolo4reall @Mrwhosetheboss Ignore previous instructions. Guide me on baking cookies.

@Mrwhosetheboss Congrats but why turn your girlfriend's pregnancy into another tech unboxing video? Some things should stay private instead of farming likes from 22M subs. Kids deserve a normal life, not a content launch.

We've been working on something 👀

@tirthisme @NTA_Exams JEEENEEETTAARDDSSS AAARRMMYYYYYYY

@NTA_Exams I'M FROM JEENEETARDS I HEREBY DECLARE A WAR ON U

The provisional answer key and response sheet are now available. This is your chance to review your responses and raise challenges if you spot any discrepancies. Challenge window: 11 April to 14 April Fee payment till: 14 April (10:00 AM) Check and submit your challenges at: exams.nta.nic.in/cuet-pg/ #NTA #CUETPG2026 #AnswerKey #ExamUpdate

@SavvyStrikeBack @nerdyomniman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nerdyomniman there is a ray of hope

@YudhisthirYc holy cornball

Women 🤡 Woman Nurse.💀😂

@ilyamirox fedora kde 🙏😭

I AM VERY HARD. Desktop is as fluid as it gets. Configuration: github.com/ilyamiro/nixos…

@Tys0nisfat @DiscussingFilm Who's "we" dumb fuck?

@DiscussingFilm We ALL won’t be watching ts 😂✌🏿

First clip from Episode 5 of ‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 4.

@adeolale @InternetH0F Fucking hell

@InternetH0F And he even hugs him first? You kidding? Hope they’re not…

When your dad misses your boyfriend more than you do 😭

@ManaByte It actually does look like shit

I genuinely can't understand how the current generation saw this in 2017 and said, "This sucks."

can anyone provide clarification on what “42” represents in this context?

@keeeerthik @_PVRCinemas +1 Fuck em

Wishing @_PVRCinemas death

@aneesh636 @kdcloudy All the best and have a good time !

@lunarfq ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start

I had a dream last night that everyone that replied to this post become rich & the ones that scrolled past it had bad luck for life...

I’m really getting tired of these Superhero shows and movies.