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@AnAnalyticalOwl gimmie benzos and I'll take dick all day

@SomeSadFurryEmo I mean, yeah. You know me, I'm big into vore. Maws definitely > paws any day of the week. But yeah Parmesan legit smells like barf. Just like Pesto, which I believe *has* Parmesan in it, as well. Very barf scented food.

@scalelezz Maws > paws Parmesan is delicious, but the smelle... I cannot into the smelle

I think people that have an unhealthy obsession with Parmesan cheese, are also foot fetishists. I can't prove it, but there's gotta be a link... 🤔

the russian empire is gonna sue them for sure, gonna come back from the dead to sue you for sure. 100% сука блять...

god this pisses me off so much. it's not fucking copyright, you don't need to spell it like a retard.

@crowdeacon 100% evil

I am here to prove a point. The poll is in the replies.

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@AnAnalyticalOwl no worries *licks it off*

@scalelezz *Cums on your face* Oops~

nini sluts *fingers you*

@AnAnalyticalOwl @leastracistdog Thaaaaaaaaanks, but if my AC breaks I'll just buy another. xD

@scalelezz @leastracistdog I didn't say it'd nice, just survivable. And the old stone ruins my nest is in stays a bit cooler than outside temps during the day too at least. The offer is there if your AC ever breaks and you need a backup option (or just wanna have some fun with a nice kobold toy)

@scalelezz @leastracistdog At least it's not 87! And you're right, that would be fucking hot~

@LizzyDizzard Yay! That makes me happy. But yeah, it certaonly isn't as convenient, but it can feel damn good if you've been on your feet for a while. Once you get home take off your shoes and socks, cross your legs 'n relax. CRACK YA TOES. Feels great! :D

@scalelezz They were actually lol. Tried exactly what you said and it worked for the most part. Will it be my new habit though? That's to be seen. It's not as convenient as knuckles that's for sure

I broke my talon earlier (toe.) It's unpleasant. Still throbbing ferociously.

@AnAnalyticalOwl @leastracistdog That's really fucking hot.

@scalelezz @leastracistdog 75F at the warmest part of the day, and that'll get lower too. And if you do come visit I'll lure- errm invite Dizzy over and we can take turns with him

@LizzyDizzard Hell yeah! I'm actually really glad you gave it a try, enjoy your new habit! It does feel great, lol. I hope my instructions were adequate enough? :D

@scalelezz I figured I might as well try it and I actually got all cracked but the big one. Actually feels kinda good ',:3c Perhaps I'll have luck with the big one some other time

@AnAnalyticalOwl @leastracistdog And, what are the temps?

@scalelezz @leastracistdog If it gets real bad again come visit me then, you might actually be able to survive the temps here this time of year.

actual disgusting cancer weather. I hooked up AC, now I'm taking a cold shower and I'm gonna hide in my office all day. how miserable this weather is. absolutely disgusting.

@LizzyDizzard Should give your toes a try! The easiest to crack (for me) is what would be your index toe. Just put your thumb over the toe knuckle and push it down, should crack real easy. The big toe is odd, I crack it sideways. I grab it with my thumb and index finger, and pull towards me.

@scalelezz Maybe my grandpa just did it wrong. I never tried it myself though. Also I do crack both parts of the knuckles indeed as well as my shoulders, sternum, wrist and neck sometimes too so I guess I can't judge lul

@LizzyDizzard I crack *everything.* It shouldn't hurt, and you do it the same way you crack your finger knuckles; just push down at the knuckle of your toes. Do you crack your both parts of your knuckles? I do. The stuff I crack most often is my fingers, toes, neck, wrists and ankles. c:

@scalelezz You cracked your toes? Idk how people do that that. My grandpa used to do it do it to me when I was younger but it kinda hurt. Cracking knuckles is fine though

@LizzyDizzard yea it's fine now, I still can't crack it anymore tho ;(

@scalelezz Yea cause I looked on your profile, duh. Also ouch. Winced at that. Better now at least?

@leastracistdog Isn't it fucking miserable? I'm grateful that the temps immediately dipped to ~40 again lmao, I can breathe now.

@scalelezz Just bought an AC. I hate the sun.

@LizzyDizzard Replying to a 10 day old tweet smh. I had stubbed it extremely hard against the corner of a doorway on accident.

@scalelezz How'd you manage that?

@braintumorhaver I have never had a bad idea in my entire life

@scalelezz That’s not a bad idea tbh🤔