Sara Shelley

@history99917180 Gentle sqeeze of the shoulders - "Wow, do you play rugby?"

@scarletgunner ‘Do you have a map, I keep getting lost in your eyes’.

This’ll make you laugh. Sam’s brother popped in. The clever maths teacher. Sam and her brother were chatting about some complicated maths stuff. They’re talking about ‘X’s and ‘Y’s and converting X to a known value etc. I’m playing with the cat.

@London_W4 No alternatives necessary - that sounds perfect to me!

I recommend that the best way to survive another couple of years of this Labour government is to get drunk. Keep drinking and don’t sober up until the general election. I will add that I’m not actually a doctor, so you may want to seek alternative solutions.

@history99917180 Absolutely not the sort of bar where anyone would use chat up lines like that - those were the days, though!!

@scarletgunner Ha ha, what sort of bar are you in? In my younger days I'd ask you if heaven was missing an angel? I had some cracking chat up lines.

@history99917180 A bloke in the bar just asked me what the square root of 2 is - don't think "who cares " was the answer he wanted!

@history99917180 I'd be with you on that!!

Happy Fathers Day, Daddy ❤️

@JamesEsses Shameful behaviour! 😡😡😡😡

A reminder that Andy Burnham is a full-blown gender ideologue. As Mayor of Greater Manchester, he oversaw £100,000 of funding for an organisation helping children to get puberty blockers. Labour cannot be trusted on child safeguarding.

@BerisfordRon I suspect my scales would be teetering in the cake direction!

Getting the balance right:

@AlisonMoyet Lovely sentiment x

Happy Father’s Day to the great and the good. To my him indoors at home that gathers all of us in and loves for us both in my absence. To those we miss dreadfully. Your significance cannot be overstated. X

@London_W4 I'm sure you'll get them, naughty man!!

@scarletgunner Hahaha! Blimey, I do elicit strong reactions in people.

And now it’s time to walk off my breakfast. Join me as I stroll along Strand on the Green in Chiswick, past the beautiful houses and the River Thames.

@sappholives83 This makes my heart happy! 🥰🥰

The regular flooding at London’s Greenford subway station has ceased thanks to the reintroduction of wild beavers to the UK. A family of five beavers was moved into a 24 acre zone named Paradise Fields in 2023. Over the last 3 years, the beavers have transformed the area into a natural wetland, and the flooding at Greenford station has stopped entirely.

@PatriciaLongw10 That's so pretty!

Picked this up at Lifeline yesterday. It’s a new item not second hand. It was $6, how do they even make it for that. Candle holders and little owls.

@history99917180 Can't wait!

Morning all. Today is Sunday, so there’s a good chance I might be really annoying today. Just so you know.

@HannahIamthest1 Me, too!

70's for me.

@MikeParcej @GMB I disagree because I love tradition. Today's 'it doesn't matter ' society makes me sad ☹️

@GMB Absolutely 100% yes. They have NO place in modern society imho. What is needed is folk learning how to conduct themselves in public. A drunken or drug fuelled fight isn't suddenly acceptable because the perpetrators are adhering to the dress code!!

An outfit worn by influencer Lizzie Cundy at Ascot earlier this week went on to spark a 'dress-code drama,' after she says she was turned away from the Royal Enclosure for not following it's strict fashion rules. But is it time for us to finally relax traditional dress-codes for formal events, weddings, or even work - or do they still have an important place in modern society? #gmb #debate #fashion #ascot #royal

@London_W4 Your priorities are spot on, sir - cherish every moment 💕

Good morning you gorgeous people. I thought I’d start your weekend off with happiness and love. My beautiful granddaughter and I yesterday in a London pub (don’t blame me, she insisted on meeting there). Spending time with family is so much more enjoyable than getting angry on here. So have a wonderful weekend and keep smiling. Cheers 🍻

@peternoone @For_Film_Fans I might if you asked me! 😉

@For_Film_Fans “Never go out drinking with @peternoone”

It's 1971 and fresh from a pub fight the previous night, RICHARD HARRIS fills in Dick Cavett and Dame Sybil Thorndyke on exactly what happened. They really don’t make ‘em like Harris anymore.

@dave2482 @Kooshykooooooo @AscotRacecourse Don't think any of them will be shortlisted for an Oscar! 😉

@Kooshykooooooo How embarrassing is this for Royal @AscotRacecourse particularly when the event has a huge global audience & on terrestrial tv? Where were the Security? So many questions here!!

This staged social media nonsense thats found at home in racing and racecourses ......Need to ban the lot of the grifting clowns

@history99917180 Sleep tight x

Night all. Thanks for some good laughs today. Needed that.