𝙍͟𝙀͟𝘿͟

ᅟ ᅟ what a 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 you’ve built for yourself, 𝐇͟𝐀͟𝐑͟𝐏͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅟ

I… Do you promise, then?

Sometimes you want to kiss me, sometimes you wanna beat the shit outta me. I don’t know what you want right now.

…. And is that what you want? Or am I just your bad karma?

That is such bullshit! You think Kendra and I never talked? We’re like, best friends now.

Me? Jealous? Never. Couldn’t be me. Answer my goddamn question.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐇𝐄𝐌 ⠀ 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌’𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄

… Ladies? What ladies? Who the hell are you bringing home? Hm?

I wonder if it ever actually happened. Would've been funny. And yes, me. I've been the best! So much so, that the one time I do ACCIDENTAL good, shit hits the fan. Real bad. Being good is suuuuch a drag...

Some? He probably was the one to set fire to the Library of Alexandria, or pin Jesus to the cross. Homeboy has no peace. And what can I say, I've been good!

Well, we know he can't die, not God or the Devil want that bastard, so... Bury him alive. And please, it will be ten minutes before I stab you with a fork, or you try to arrest me. Again.

Don't you ever dare say that again. Yuck. And... Yes. 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴.

Oh, we both know you can't keep your mouth shut. And I know they don't, but... We can still get along? For Lian?

I... You can't do this, Red. You know that.