michael.scarn.eth

They got basalmic at chipolte

Friendship with burger ended. Basalmic at Chipolte is my new best friend.

k I do this with my Windows toolbar. Am I sick?

What doesn't kill you might be worth asking an allergist about

@engineers_feed 85

What happens in your head when you add 37+48?

@Duderichy shame

lines of code are now a useless measure of anything always were, but still are

@TheWapplehouse I think we're the fetish tho

I know the point of these videos is some kind of fetish but what is the fetish exactly? Is it the messiness? Is it ruining one of these grills? What actually gets people off

Eh, I'll check back later

ZIP Code is a checksum. Deal with it 🕶️

For a dollar, name a burger

guy with no burger wants you to know how important burger is

You wouldn't download a burger

Burger Linux

Stuffing spinach in my blister like a raviolo

Don't even talk to me until I've had my Hyperrotating CSS Order-5 Square Tiling but it's actually muscle man getting dragged through a forest orbifolded by the (2,4,5) triangle group

@Airaxora every day. shame there's some bangers in there somewhere

would y’all keep tweeting with 0 likes?

@HardPass4 Lawful evil energy

Men who chose the middle urinal when all 3 are open…why

No that makes sense

@aaronjmars They need to talk to Chainlink about some damned halfway decent oracles omg

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.

We stay hungry. We devour.

If I had a tail I would use it to scratch my balls