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When I go into work during the holidays I feel like the most productive person going even tho it’s definitely to catch up on all the stuff I didn’t do in term time

Now you just notice Mitch???? Bombastic side eye 🙄

Sammy is VILE #loveisland

Jess was so real for that 😂 #LoveIsland

Firstly: Why? Secondly: How did this account find me?

@whateverclare Funny thing is I still can’t point out where Lithuania is in this map

This is like when @scarprimrose said she was excited to move to Lithuania cos it was hot all year round

Would have won £200 if Lithuania (the country I lived in for a year) didn’t let me down and come 11th 🥲

Do I buy myself a new Kurt geiger bag or refrain myself and actually be able to buy my boyfriend a bday present 🤨🤭

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Olly Murs says he’s confident he’s finally cracked the code for the food collection screen at McDonald’s. “I believe the short numbers are for in-store customers and the long numbers are for deliveries,” he told reporters

Using my year 3 art lessons as my own zen time 😌 hashtag artist

Tayce’s live insta of the mugler show in Paris just now has killed me off 🤯

Why are the few days of the new year always so depressing

A short story : The kids made hot dogs in food tech today, one girl decided to put hers on the floor, I stood on the box and squashed it, she screamed and cried - the end.

Hyde park right now

Not me saying “rupauls drag race” when asked what makes me happy in a job interview

Me drunk harrasing a stranger in the smoking shelter about there life

Been working as a postie for one week and have realised I may have dyscalculia, I keep posting things to wrong houses (52’s parcel to 25 is todays example) I’ve been working in a school with maths as my specialist subject for the past two years 🤧😅

Coco saying no to coming back to love island is the biggest lie told on National tv! The girl who has been hopscotching onto every podcast that will let her speak??? That same coco? #LoveIsland #loveislandreunion

so lovely to see all the men who bullied tasha relentlessly beat her in the final what a beautiful message to send out #LoveIsland