Leehouse of Horror 💚

So happy with how this turned out. Redrum Roll Cake ❤️🤎🧡 Recipe by @HomicidalKaci

whenever i am eating a really good sandwich its like wow okay i am loving this life again

I lied there is no sex we are going to watch a defunctland documentary

Just saw my ex give Hail Mary only a 3.5 rating on @letterboxd ….dodged a bullet!

I’m bored let’s green light The Muppet Show

my eyes see nirvanna the band the show the movie

Ask ChatGPT? No thanks, I’m going to go ask my mom.

the most annoying guy you know is posting this on his instagram today😭😭😭. Also a guy you think is really cool is posting it. Also a beautiful woman. Also a guy you met at a bar once. Also another beautiful woman. Also a few of your coworkers from your last job.

what if i donate my body to science and they go like "wow, we can’t use this"

Am I going to get flagged or something for booking these two seats for this movie?😩

I’ve seen DVD menus you can’t imagine

Live look at the Turning Point All-American Halftime show.

Gonzo making a mess while naming Best Supporting Actress winners was extremely me coded, I fear

Hottest thing a man can say btw

Asserting my dominance by being very active in the group chat before the bachelorette trip

In order to cook after work you really have to not sit down

It must have felt so good to shove open the saloon doors hard af

and to think we only got this beautiful scene because rob reiner met his future wife during when harry met sally’s production and fell so in love that he changed the ending so harry and sally could end up together too. rip rob reiner and his wife michele :(

stop bothering me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

i am seeing your spotify wrapped. i am pausing the instagram story to examine. i am excited to take in your complex musical taste. i am obsessed with the way music is guiding your life. i am in love with you