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🧿 2025 BOOK THREAD!!! 🧿

the new 7 deadly sins are Gluttony (phone addiction) Greed (doordash) Envy (FOMO) Sloth (Cancelling plans) Lust (polyamory) Pride (thirst trapping) and Wrath (ragebaiting)

This is important information 🙌

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields.

Because why did I see “I’m keeping you” on the inside of multiple cards ??????

I just know the holiday card companies are writing them all with AI

They really used “show me the titties on an oat” as a defense in court and it worked

little cousin just referred to his birthday (march 8th) as january 67th

Punxsutawney Phil is a FRAUD! I wanna know what Sand Mountain Sam has to say!!!

From the MadeIn site, thought some of you might find this interesting…

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

No they absolutely do not get it, they’re pairing steak and champagne

@CincyTennis I keep getting an error when trying to purchase presale tickets and it’s showing this for all packages across multiple attempts throughout the day ☹️ is there another means of getting a presale ticket?

I don’t talk about this often. A few years into our marriage, my wife fell seriously ill. Doctors said she needed a kidney transplant urgently, and later, part of a liver too. To them it was “medical options.” To me, it was simple. I didn’t pray to ask if I should do it. I prayed that God would make me eligible. When they told me I was a match, I felt relief..not fear. Signing those papers felt lighter than signing our marriage certificate, because this time I wasn’t promising with words, I was promising with flesh 😅. The surgeries were hard. Recovery was harder. There were nights I couldn’t stand straight, days I questioned my strength. But every time I saw her breathe better, laugh again, regain life …my body felt small compared to the joy. She still apologizes sometimes. I still remind her: I didn’t give you organs. I gave you time. ❤️ Marriage isn’t flowers, aesthetics, or online quotes. Sometimes it’s choosing pain so the person you love can live. If I had to do it again, I wouldn’t hesitate. That’s my wife. That’s my marriage. ❤️

Trying to decide if I’m parked so far outside the lines that I need to get back in and move it

10-year-old me, chilling in 2006, and then boom! high school musical, cheetah girls 2, hannah montana, and taylor swift’s debut album all drop and my life is never the same

Ground too cold

“You haven’t met all the ppl who are going to love you” love this mindset 🥹

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made.

perhaps the highest praise you can give another person’s artwork i’m emotional

Russians make those Yankee gals look like they’re dancing in boots damn