Elaine Scattermoon

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Elaine Scattermoon

Elaine Scattermoon

@scattermoon

Elaine, from the Internet. Eurovisionary. Redhead. Ambassador to Neutral Moresnet. Mum to a small tuxedo cat called Iffy. West End Girl.

Glasgow, Scotland Katılım Ocak 2009
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Elaine Scattermoon@scattermoon·
One of my favourite things about late spring/early summer is seeing animals out and about with their babies.
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I might be a posh bakery gentrifying English cunt but I stay in the West End where that sort of thing is at least expected. Cottonrake supremacy
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jacking it all in and doing Govanhill bakery discourse instead
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
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Elaine Scattermoon@scattermoon·
Still no signs of a SNP surge but it's early hours and everything could change. Back to you in the studio.
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Elaine Scattermoon@scattermoon·
Strange to think it's been 8 ys since I took a photo of a self-service checkout in a Sainsbury's in Tadley to joke that it wouldn't let me vote for Hillary, and supermarket security interrogated me for it, made me erase any photo of Tadley I'd taken, and banned me from the store
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Elaine Scattermoon@scattermoon·
UK election exit poll: "The most grim looking result has happened, now you can exhaust yourself and stay up until 4am just to have it made super clear if you want" US election exit poll: "Republicans care about the economy, Democrats care about the economy, Kids like ice cream"
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Sarah Creighton 🍂@Saraita101·
imagine if the yanks took this much interest in our elections. staying up late to see if transfers from the tuv will help the dup in north antrim.
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Elaine Scattermoon@scattermoon·
Could we not have moved Loud Sky Explosion night to one where we're not all sitting around anxiously to begin with? Like I know they did fireworks for our election but still.
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™@Devon_OnEarth·
Yep. Remember folks, the Rabies test done to animals involves checking every tissue of the brain so there's no way to do it to a live animal. If you befriend a raccoon and bring him to the shops the government is obliged to blacksite him x-files style
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™@Devon_OnEarth·
Oh they're putting his ass in the Rabies blender for sure
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Elaine Scattermoon@scattermoon·
Well, that, and I have pneumonia and am stuck in bed having coughing fits whenever I speak like some side character in a regency drama.
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Elaine Scattermoon@scattermoon·
Recalling that couple who feared nuclear WW3 breaking out in the early 80s so much they moved to the place they thought most likely to avoid it, namely, the Falkland Islands.
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sick
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November@postoctobrist·
tumblr good
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Elaine Scattermoon@scattermoon·
This building must feel self-conscious being where it is
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Elaine Scattermoon@scattermoon·
Last night's @PSB_HQ gig at the Barrowland was an all-timer, got every piece I wanted from Night Mail to Gagarin to Progress alongside the new album about Amelia Earhart's last flight. Public Service Broadcasting such a nerdy joy, who else would do music about Sputnik or Elektra?
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